💙bluberrypuppy💙

it’s fucking disgusting that i just lost 6 followers

Reblogging now but I'm also scheduling this to post again at the end of October, when folks may need a reminder that they may have right to time off work to vote.

Yeah, if you live in a paid time state nearly no boss is going to tell you this, or that you don't have to clock out. Tell others you work with. Take those two hours.

One of the few times I'm proud to be from Minnesota

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

@theshitpostcalligrapher

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

the rosetta stone of shitposting

@incorrectnorse-quotes

Now THIS is the best post on this hellsite

i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this

new tag yourself game: pick 3 words “born” in ur year that describe u. im geocaching, dark web and abandonware

debbie downer, mumblecore, and sexting 

Dumpster fire, gamification, bucketlist

Reblog to make QPOC feel more welcome in their own community

reblog to normalize explicit support and solidarity for qpoc in the lgbt community

Joan you wonderful genius

i’m on board with this one cause it actually looks good

Best flag

Can I point out there's also other wild ones?

Tag yourself I'm masterbation for 30 years o///o

Bruh, if you don’t think that having historically significant events well documented from multiple perspectives is a good thing, then idk what the hell u doin.

Besides, like, that is literally a Giant Monster Rampaging Through The Town. What the fuck is the everyday person gonna do other than Tweet/Instagram/Post about it going “It’s the apocalypse you guys! Eyyyy lmao #apocalypse #deathrising #nofilter”?

#like come on your cellphone may not defeat the beast#but it can gain you like 50000 followers before the skies start raining blood so#who’s the REAL winner here? (via @purplebloodedmajesty)

And heck, even if your own death is inevitable getting information out could help save other people, even if it can’t save you. ‘Here are 20 livestreams of the giant tentacle monster including how it moves and attacks, how can we beat it?’ is way more useful than ‘an entire city got wiped off the map and things smell vaguely of calimari idk man’

reblogging for this perfection: ‘an entire city got wiped off the map and things smell vaguely of calimari idk man’ 

I personally would be trying to give the Great One flowers and chocolate, but I don’t fault others for watching to get a picture of something so glorious and terrible. 😍

That’s haunting

Aquarius. And honestly other than the jerk part this is all very accurate