NEWS! Important news!

I have been given sanctuary until the brown Aliens are shooed away and the Snow stops, Mr.Eye (Firefly man) Has taken an interest in Carrying me around a showing me the inside of his tree home and introducing his tree-mates. He insists upon calling it a How-zee but.. I think he is confused. Kind. But confused. Some of his tree-mates are also very confused. Talking about Tubes? And talking into them? I'm very confused. . . I've been updating less because the interviewing process has been... Days long now, Apparently I'm not 'supposed' to eat the wrappings of the odd food kept in large metal bowls outside.. Since I've been fed other things. so donations are still closed since I'm not there and my studio would only feed the terrible brown fuzzy beings.

As it Is, my Life has taken an Odd turn and seems to be continuing to this trajectory!

Readers, Listeners.. Psychic Penguins.. Listen, Let the change in. But do not let it change you.

Until next update to come, Stay very Jim.

I mean.. Obviously.. Being an Ace reporter and all! I've interviewed quantillions of people and beings..not just.. One guy and a parakeet that tried to eat me. Heh.. Heh.

ANYHOW, He's a very interesting Broccoli-like looking individual! He has a glowing eye.. I do believe HE MIGHT be a giant firefly! Though I cannot confirm this currently, But I will update this story as it continues BUT back on track, He brought a Beautiful knife into our interview, it is very shiny and has a sturdy handle, viewers.. I REALLY WANT TO TOUCH IT. But it's too far away for now, He's MUCH larger than me.. But then again so are the 'duplicates' of myself who pass by occasionally.. Winter is here and.. A lovely family of massive brown brown furry aliens have evicted me from my tree.. So donations are closed til further notice, The entire Interview will be posted as soon as WHOEVER STOLE THE SUN AGAIN PUTS IT BACK. The moon is nice. But without my tree.. Sunlight is MUCH more appreciated.

That SHOULD be news right? Right.. Voices in my head? Any who the Sun has again came and been kidnapped.. And more importantly.. My new Broadcasting studio set is.. Flashing red with this symbol a slashed through red cylinder.. If anyone could decipher it or 'crack the code' per se.. I'd be VERY grateful!

The food donations are still open as well! Please leave any food or Crumbs near the large tree between seasons on the tall hill. The.. Uh.. TREE will appreciate it!

The Sun Continues To Die and Become Reborn! I'm.. Not ENTIRELY sure why. But in other Breaking news, I'm Being followed! By royalty no-Less! I Feel honored! Just don't step on me, Please! I hear from reliable sources that It would be painful.

I do not know what happened with the.. Large 'me' looking individual.. But the smell of fire has died down a bit, the suspects are nowhere to be seen..

Today, at around.. Slightly dark-time. The sun. Started to die. Which it seems to do every 8 or so hours! It's TERRIFYING! But thankfully there are stars and moonlight. Exactly what we need at times of Darkness such as these! Also.. There's apparently a war or something? I don't know.. I've seen people who all look vaguely like myself poke one another and say words of Rude.. Uh.. Rudeness! It's pretty bad. But I'm safe in my Hiding spot. So we can ONLY assume this war is Over the missing Ball of Bright burning.. But WHO took it? Was it the yelling people below? The ones not yelling? Or WAS IT ME?! . . .probably not me! But! I will update this Story as it continues!

This Is Jim, signing off.. Oh and on for the first time!

Back to you all, Uhm, Whoever you are.. Wherever you are. . . .if ever you are.