i watched around 60+ buzzfeed videos to do this but here it is : an assorted sentence pack of shane madej quotes from buzzfeed videos other than buzzfeed : unsovled ! there’s plenty of buzzfeed : unsloved memes going around so i thought it nice to shed some light on other things shane has said in other material . feel free to change any pronouns in anyway you’d like !
❛ i feel like i’m in the fourth dimension ! ❜
❛ am i yelling ? ❜
❛ so when do people wear this ? when they sleep ? when they make love ? ❜
❛ i’m so glad this isn’t cake ! ❜
❛ this was my favorite toy . forever . ❜
❛ this is so much better than cake . ❜
❛ i eat to live but i don’t live to eat . ❜
❛ here’s to a great week of being sludge buds . ❜
❛ hey , look ! there’s some vomit on the stairs … and here’s my dinner ! ❜
❛ i’ve been eating muck since tuesday . i’m … sad ? and kinda delirious . ❜
❛ the other night i was falling asleep and i just started thinking about bread . ❜
❛ some bread is airy , some bread is , like , cakey … what was the question ? ❜
❛ food is great . don’t ever take food for granted , it’s the best . ❜
❛ because i’m a fun guy and i know how to party . ❜
❛ where’s all this liquid go ? are we filling up like balloons right now ? ❜
❛ alright , i’m stepping away from this situation . ❜
❛ what have you done ?! your blood ! your precious blood ! ❜
❛ all that for a banana ? ❜
❛ i’m gonna look like seacrest after this . ❜
❛ i don’t pay attention to my face . i know it’s here . ❜
❛ dancing little ice globes , dancing across my face . ❜
❛ this is everything that i want forever . ❜
❛ we’re gonna get snails put on our face , for some reason . ❜
❛ do you mind eating this asparagus and then peeing into this cup for me ? ❜
❛ meet me in the studio . bring your cup of pee . ❜
❛ i don’t know why we did this , because you can’t smell it , but , i assure you , it’s revolting . ❜
❛ i’ve climbed a whole bunch of ladders . whole bunch of stairs . vertical ascension , i’m pretty good at it . ❜
❛ i don’t think i’m scared of heights . i’ll find out when i get to the top . ❜
❛ i worked very hard to be this tall ! ❜
❛ i’m just here ‘cause this is the stuff they make us do . ❜
❛ i feel like it’s eating my skin but in a good way . ❜
❛ well , you know , we do whatever we want around here . ❜
❛ i imagine it’s going to be someone towering over me and telling me , very loudly , that i’m not trying hard enough ‘cause i probably won’t be . ❜
❛ at the end of the day my goal is to remain alive . ❜
❛ it’s about what i expected which is pretty rough . ❜
❛ it was one of the low points in my life but , once again , entirely worth it . ❜
❛ he looked like he was gonna throw up a couple times . to be fair , though , i also almost threw up . ❜
❛ have you ever seen a head more ready to get a snake put on it ? ❜
❛ you know , sometimes you hear people breathing in your ear but very rarely a snake . ❜
❛ i could have done that for like four or five more hours . ❜
❛ right now i look like shit but , ten minutes from now , i’m gonna look like ryan seacrest ! ❜
❛ holy cow , those are brows ! ❜
❛ now i understand what furries are all about . ❜
( singing ) ❛ who’s a milky piggy ? me ! me ! me ! ❜
❛ i don’t wanna see that in the mirror ever again . ❜
❛ hey , i’m the world’s biggest soup fan ! that’s what i’m trying to say here . ❜
❛ well , only twenty eight more minutes of this . so i’m going to die . ❜
❛ this is all natural , baby ! ❜
❛ if you just imagine a root beer float but without any moisture . that’s what you’re about to experience . ❜
❛ definitely thinking outside the box , and that’s respectable . maybe they should start keeping it inside the box , though . ❜
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