A joke poorly told

It's always a knight in some fuckass brigandine nowadays 🙄😒

last night was a fic with a high ratio of hidden to public bookmarks

My doctor insists i cant eat clown food and that its bad for me

What even is clown food?

The food that they feed clowns to keep them docile and colorful

you fuckers arent even ready for when i become badass evil black and purple fire dragon

Your artstyle is like your gut microbiome in the way its everything you consume and like and it also has all your bacteria up in it. Thats probably how that works

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

i feel so defensive and protective of people with ARFID like if i had a disorder that made my brain register 90% of food as poison for no reason and i had a bazillion people on the internet constantly calling me a manchild who needs to just grow up and stop being a picky eater i would start killing people

people with ARFID and people with very few autism safe foods and people with contamination OCD and people in ED recovery and everyone else with a complicated relationship with food that no one takes seriously GET BEHIND ME!!!!!!!

i am transfem ralsei’s #1 supporter however as a brazilian i cannot take people calling her transei seriously i am so sorry

Every time a man calls himself silly online I go outside and fire a gun toward the Planet Fitness across the road

i just found a 9,000,000 leaf clover

life gets better when you realise you can write the most vile, irredeemable, perverse fiction ever and no one can stop you

Like we have commodified human connection to a degree where if you go beyond smalltalk you're oversharing and if you talk too deeply about your life you're traumadumping and if you get visibly upset you're manipulative and if you care too much you're codependent and if you want to talk about anything heavy you're expected to go hire a therapist because your friends shouldn't have to deal with that stuff and yet we're all sitting around wondering why so many people are lonely...

The floating skull has been flying around and I’ve tried to shoo it out with a broom but it persists despite all