A joke poorly told

jacks off and uses the post-nut clarity to solve sudokus

I once had a friend who I'd known since before his transition, and before he started taking HRT he'd discussed wanting to get packers. He also really loved the plague doctor aesthetic. This culminated into him explaining to me that he specifically wanted to obtain or paint pitch black packers, so that if one ever fell out he could just say it was one of his leeches and excuse himself to the bathroom to put it back. 8 years later it's still the funniest joke I've ever heard.

i've been obsessed with saying "got em with the classic [_____] prank" after something bad happens. got 'em with the classic throwing my computer prank. got 'em with the classic network storm prank. got 'em with the classic shit my pants wait hold on

damn they got my ass with the classic pronouns skeleton prank fr

Did you guys know about the infinite chocolate hack

I don't really have anything to live for but maybe I can stay alive twenty more seconds for you to show me

i have never read or watched any version of ghost in the shell but i have been seeing some stills from the new one that just dropped and it looks sooo good... i didnt know they let you do color design that looked like that in anime anymore. i thought if you tried to do color design like that with digipaint they took you out back and shot you

it feels to me like so much of the contemporary anime that has tried to reboot or ape the style of 90s classics has neglected trying to bring the warmth of those cel colors into digital color space. like it doesn't matter if you get the proportions right if your colors are just kind of anemic and sterile. but man from what i've seen of this they fucking nailed it

Craziest thing about legal weed is that you can just buy hash at the store now

Biker gangs used to shoot each other over bricks of this shit and now anyone here can live the #sheikhlife for 30 buckaroos

doc, my advice fetish is taking over my life, i just dont know what to do.......... (lecherous look appears in my eye)

Literally of course I believe everybody can be reformed however the willingness of white queers to laugh about having a Nazi phase and the prevalence of 4chan to the point of claiming it’s some sort of universal experience and right of passage is insane like you laughing about how youre a reformed former nazi really doesnt do much to make me think youre reformed

I legitimately think a lot of people who make light of this sincerely miss being around fascists and are just mad that they won’t accept them now that theyre queer

my couchsona

"poc person" you are saying person of color person. "poc artist poc writer poc media" that's not what it means!! stop that!!!

why are you guys acting like i'm asking you to move heaven and earth to change how you use one term