wish i was brave

seal in a bubble bath

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….. “it’s to damn hot in here” he says, he starts looking around and finds the air conditioning box, after a few minutes he manages to fix it and hell now has air conditioning, satisfied the engineer checks his phone only to discover there no cellphone service or internet connection, he looks around and finds the antena and proceeds to fix it as well and other stuff around in hell.

an article i read in the athletic about this whole thing specifically mentioned the fat ass issue

"Okay, I got you."

*Removes the B from the BREAD sign*

Sadness is allowed. I often feel bad for being sad, but I’m trying to get better at accepting and allowing the emotion. Sadness is a normal and expected feeling!

Big chibird motivation to start your week off! 🙌 Sometimes you need to work hard, and chibird knows you can do it!

The man replied, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m a U.S. congressman!” 

Do hereby declare That we want to be paid better  And have to work fewer hours

And that Roberd should have to share with us his fruity cocktail beverages that he’s always walking around with for some reason 

WE WANT PINK DRINKS! WE WANT BLUE DRINKS! AND WE WANT PLENTY OF TIME BETWEEN SHIFTS TO DRINK THEM! 

Will you sign our petition?

Reblog with your support!

#CRABUNION

— The Bargaining Crabmittee