DNI
- colorblind “people”
- Orphans. Imagine not having parents. L
- Phannies.
- PHURTIS SHIPPERS
- Tesla owners
- My parents
- Your parents
- Anyone who is or was a cousin
- Blorbofiers
- Muppet joker
- Geese. Like the animal
- Anyone whose favorite movie is footloose
- Food allergy havers. Darwin should’ve taken you out by now
- People who took wood shop in high school
- People in high school
- High school wood shop teachers
- Robert Smith
- People who know someone who took wood shop in high school
- Anyone who has more than $15 in cash right now. Eat the rich
- People who live on the 5th floor of an apartment building. Eat the Rick
- Rick Pastel. You know who you are
- Scoot McNairey. You look too much like Rick Pastel. Stop
- Your parents parents
- Those who have gotten narsty in a parking lot
- People who currently live or have previously lived in Mountainburg, Arkansas. You know who you are
- S*turday N*ght L*ve and all its constituents
- JimmyJohn (Jimmy Fallon x John Oliver) antis
- Anyone who has ever missed a pediatrist appointment. I don’t want to see your feet. Nasty
- Anyone who has ever laughed at the work of S*turday N*ght L*ve or any of its constituents
- Anyone with Graham anywhere in their name
- People who have used Kik
- People who have not used Kik
- Those who have eaten The Tonight Dough from Ben and Jerry’s. Do NOT eat those rich
- Anyone within 10ft of me. You DEFINITELY know who you are
- Those who engage in Fujoshing It Up (the act of being a Fujoshi)
