say, got any corn?

“And if I shout your name?” Harmund demanded. “What then?”

“Peace,” said Asha. “Land. Victory. I’ll give you Sea Dragon Point and the Stony Shore, black earth and tall trees and stones enough for every younger son to build a hall. We’ll have the northmen too… as friends, to stand with us against the Iron Throne. Your choice is simple. Crown me, for peace and victory. Or crown my nuncle, for more war and more defeat.” She sheathed her dirk again. “What will you have, ironmen?” “VICTORY!” shouted Rodrik the Reader, his hands cupped about his mouth. “Victory, and Asha!”

“ASHA!” Lord Baelor Blacktyde echoed. “ASHA QUEEN!”

Asha’s own crew took up the cry. “ASHA! ASHA! ASHA QUEEN!” They stamped their feet and shook their fists and yelled.

-The Winds of Winter spoiler chapter (Theon)

OH. MY FUCKING. GOD.

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKING FLAWLESS ASHA IS HERE AND ALWAYS. 

She knows and respects the customs of other cultures. She tries to negotiate with Stannis for Theon’s release while still bending the knee to him and giving him the respect he demands. She actually cares about what Theon’s death would do to her mother, and it’s obvious that she isn’t just using this as a ploy because of what she’s said about her mother in earlier chapters.