WELCOME TO POLLEN SEASON
“allergies? no. that’s just gay panic.”
𝙰𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝙼𝚎
twenty. she/they. lesbian. professional agenda pusher. college student / writer. chronically online. lover of women’s sports. lives off screenshots, eye contact, and “hear me out.” spends entirely too much time making fake relationship lore for women who have never spoken.
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(this little corner of tumblr is dedicated to women’s sports, crack ships, fake relationship allegations, and pairing women together because they accidentally stood next to each other. est. july. 2026.)
fanfiction. memes. fake tweets. fake instagram dumps. fake dating allegations. elite delusion. a concerning amount of lesbianism ahead.
🗂️ Quick Links
✿ The Garden
✿ Greenhouse Rules
✿ Garden Directory
side blogs: wnba: @lyricii pwhl: @snowangelii
if you request something in my inbox pleaseee be descriptive w/ the kind of request you want, cause it will take a lot more time to come up with an idea or concept for a request being like "hey, can we get rae and kate story." but if i see this i will try my best to come up a story that you will with a simple unspecified request.
⚠️ side effects of following me:
✿ saying “hear me out…” at least five times a day
✿ accidentally joining an agenda you swore you wouldn’t
✿ refreshing tumblr every five minutes
✿ convincing yourself “they would actually be cute together.”
✿ becoming a full-time professional delusion supporter
✿ creating entire relationship lore over a three-second interaction
✿ gaslighting yourself into thinking “it’s basically canon.”
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🌼 GARDEN REPORT
gardener: bloom
position: head gardener / full-time instigator
pronouns: she/they
age: 20
occupation: writer
specialty: pairing women together because they smiled once
current objective: watering today’s agenda
favorite tool: the “hear me out” button
