werewolftism

i love the fact that in the webseries adam drags the chicken around in the tiniest circle. like he understood the use of chicken on a string but completely failed to realize that you're meant to circle it with like a mile radius

annie didn't even know this about herself but she would be such a great cuckchair fujo. ultimate fulfilment. literally s1 e1 she asks to watch george transform, aka asks to sit in on an extremely private and emotionally loaded thing that he does naked. mitchell says it would build character and helps her goad george into agreeing. fujo cuckchair strike numero uno. in s2 she spends a lot of time messing w other ppl's lives and interfering specifically w their love lives bc she thinks she knows best. not a fujo moment but major cuckchair director energy so this is the second strike. the third ofc is that in s3 she came up w the idea of watching her boyfriend have sex w a stranger so she could get hot and bothered by it (she ended up mostly bothered and it wasn't really hot for anyone involved in the end bc these ppl are first and foremost messy bitches but that's irrelevant it's the thought that counts) and of course, she wrote a fucking script of "sexy lines" to get mitchell in the mood. that woman was meant to backseat drive as their live in roommate fucked her boyfriend. need I say more

second revelation this is further proof of the official werewolf criteria of 1) sad sopping dog who 2) gets naked like it's a hobby: TOM MCNAIR!!!!!

gonna start wolfblood posting soon… why is it so barren