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i won't pretend to know any ryan goslings other than like 3. Everything I know is from proximity

more Damien au perhaps?

I'll do a quick little explanation of the story I have for it right now. I'll probably draw some of the plot points I have for it in time. Or if ppl want it. Technically I could make a fic but I cannot be writing two fics at a time ill die

Ok so at some point Damien peeks into the iron lung world, following Actor or smth. He isn't sure if he should meddle with it at first, he might think Simon is another role for actor. But then he comes into contact with the pinhole god and the thing fucking stares right back at him. It knows he's there and Damien concludes that it has to be Actor. Or at least something he made. So post movie he yoinks Simon out of the plot to get him away from it.

Damien pulls the ship out and basically pushes it far away enough to stall for time in the hopes that someone will pick up Simon's floaty corpse. Someone will. But in the meantime Damien yoinks Simon's consciousness into his little mind cabin to talk.

They hang out, form a little bond. Simon learns some Earth stuff, probably builds a snowman. Celine can hang out with them too sometimes if she wakes up from her hibernation. Damien doesn't try to overload his brain with too much stuff, so he doesn't go fully in depth about what his goals are. Yet.

Then Simon does get picked up by a very nice blond guy and Damien waits until he thinks Simon's ready, and things are calmed down over in their area. Then he pops back up to talk to Simon and explain things more clearly. Either when Simon sleeps or via shapeshifting into a rock. Which isn't suspicious at all.

Anyways now Damien has to explain shit to a complete stranger and a rock as well. He hates it

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This will likely be a smidge nonsensical. But it's fine. Lung is a bit weird because like. It probably isn't in the same world as the rest of the lore but also theres not really anything saying it couldn't be. So I'm going to pretend that it is

You see this thing? It's the pinhole god. I don't think they ever really explain what the fuck it's problem is or if it is the cause for everything but it's a cosmic horror so it's not gonna tell you shit.

This theory has no basis other than me bullshitting so I'm making it an au? Anyways the giant eyeball is actually a dude. A specific guy. A specific guy that I hate because you know who else is an omnipotent fucker who prefers to wear red??? I've also seen the big eye called the ignorant god. You know who else is ignorant- *the wolves get me*

Anyways Actor is a petty fuck and I could see him messing with other realities to test his story ideas or something like that. I don't think Simon is a character he would make or embody himself, but playing a literal god? He's already playing god! Why not! We don't know what the pinhole god actually wants or if it just simply wanted to watch things but either would work in this stupid au. Im insane. This bad boy can fit so much headcanon

If I can fuck around ever more. Simon just so happens to resemble Damien (long hair time loop damien). Something something Actor going "this guy looks like my ex. Take his arm off" idk both Simon and Damien have this whole "i dont want this but I have to do it" theme going on. I can make that something

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realistically they would figure out something was up immediately. I would also assume that they would think Simon was in danger for hanging around a scary mimic rock

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Commission for @farmer-attorney-at-law and an au we made where Nihil leaves the Clergy to raise every other papa (and phil) and is actually a good dad for once