⛧ANARCHY BURGER⛧

- INCONSISTENT ART KING -

COMMISSIONS OPEN! 13 SLOTS AVAILABLE

please don't repost my art or use without credit!

BLOG INTRO

beloved mutual please DM me I'll tell you all the insane lore that is markipliers several ocs

This will likely be a smidge nonsensical. But it's fine. Lung is a bit weird because like. It probably isn't in the same world as the rest of the lore but also theres not really anything saying it couldn't be. So I'm going to pretend that it is

You see this thing? It's the pinhole god. I don't think they ever really explain what the fuck it's problem is or if it is the cause for everything but it's a cosmic horror so it's not gonna tell you shit.

This theory has no basis other than me bullshitting so I'm making it an au? Anyways the giant eyeball is actually a dude. A specific guy. A specific guy that I hate because you know who else is an omnipotent fucker who prefers to wear red??? I've also seen the big eye called the ignorant god. You know who else is ignorant- *the wolves get me*

Anyways Actor is a petty fuck and I could see him messing with other realities to test his story ideas or something like that. I don't think Simon is a character he would make or embody himself, but playing a literal god? He's already playing god! Why not! We don't know what the pinhole god actually wants or if it just simply wanted to watch things but either would work in this stupid au. Im insane. This bad boy can fit so much headcanon

If I can fuck around ever more. Simon just so happens to resemble Damien (long hair time loop damien). Something something Actor going "this guy looks like my ex. Take his arm off" idk both Simon and Damien have this whole "i dont want this but I have to do it" theme going on. I can make that something

Here's some food anon

realistically they would figure out something was up immediately. I would also assume that they would think Simon was in danger for hanging around a scary mimic rock

Obligatory Kofi link

FOUR AVAILABLE!! I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED THE LAST POST HELP ME

Also go check out my other stuff. I still have comms open waaa

Working on more merch designs soon ish

i need money chat help me out here

If you pick the last option, comment and tell me what keychain/sticker ideas you have,.,. help me out here man

heres some food

rock damien

Commission for @farmer-attorney-at-law and an au we made where Nihil leaves the Clergy to raise every other papa (and phil) and is actually a good dad for once

it would get more hilarious the more you think about it. Simon has major trauma with the fish eldritch horror but that guy? he's fine with that guy.

Also he just appears. He can fucking teleport??? He can leave and go to Earth maybe??? Literally how do you cope with this. Like you're stranded on an island and a mf shows up with a boat to drop off mcdonalds and then fucking leaves

Grace has a bunch of notes that are like "is this an alien?" "Collective hallucination?" "They/it/he doesn't ever bother talking to me so I don't even know if this is real." "Simon says his brothers friend (Simon always puts friend in quotes) is somehow more confusing than this."

WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE COMING FROM. HELLO

Anyways Damien and Celine would find him in the void and both guilt trip each other equally for like 10 minutes about keeping him like he's a wet cat in a box. They're both protective siblings of course they're keeping him.

Whether Simon stays a separate entity or his corpse gets added to the fun monochrome eldritch horror, either way Damien will be enforcing his bedtime. Simon needs a healthy 8 hours if not more.