fleabiter

Me watching Total Drama as an adult: Scott is like that because he was failed by his environment

okay. breathe. listen to my voice. can you tell me five things in this room you can fuck?

okay great. now list me four things in this room you can kill.

beautiful. there you go. okay. now: tell me three things you can impose unjust taxes on.

almost done. can you list two things you could shove in a pipe and smoke?

last one: one thing you could use as a makeshift weapon?

dude im stuck in a timeloop and the only way to get out is if you let me bite your thigh so hard i leave teeth marks. just trust me dude

i just think that the only way to be hot is to be a little ugly . 

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

I kind of love the idea of Mike and Scott forming a very unlikely team up. Mike would laugh at Scott for ever suggesting that. “Why would I ever help you?” Scott says because he never told anyone about Mike’s disorder and adds “unlike those friends of yours”. Emphatic on the word “friends”.