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My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.

nintendo paid for this post

blizzard payed for that reply

I paid for my lunch today (one of sandwich, meat ball sub)

did it taste good?

it was very good. thank you for asking :) i hope you have a good lunch tomorrow 

Dear people of the world. Wedgies are normal.You get them. I get them Your friends get them Your fav celebrities/band members get them Even then President get them. So please, stop looking at someone like they just killed a man when they’re trying to get the uncomfortable piece of cloth out from between their asscheeks. Thank You.

PS fucking A Its ok to wear pushup bras. Its ok to wear butt pads. Its ok to wear corsets or body slimmers. Its ok to wear a lot of makeup. Its ok to wear extensions. An individual can do whatever the fuck they want with their own body if it makes themself feel better. If I hear “You lied to me” “You lead me on” “This is why i take people on first dates to the swimming pool” “Honestly you’d look better without all that slutty makeup on” Etc Etc, I will personally, find you, and shove my foot 8 feet up your ass,

naruto wouldn’t want me to be this depressed

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