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*refuses to look at texts* I love conversation and communication

now at an age where i just wanna MAKE shit. bread. candles. baskets. birdhouses. the world isn't my oyster, it's my deluxe lego set.

if you dissociate hard enough you can eavesdrop on conversations you’re a part of

i don’t remember making this post

you made the claim and then you proved it

lawyer voice: the tbh of the matter is,

I'm an empath because whenever someone tells me about something sad I go, "Aw :("

fave stardew valley moment of all time was when I was talking to evelyn and she was like “i love living by the ocean… as a child I used to collect seashells all day…” and then I handed her a shell and she said “it smells terrible :/“ and I lost a heart.

i bet on crazy frogs

Okay maybe mama did raise a fool

tbh.. life really IS like the sims..

wake up.. make sandwich… pee.. wazdee zanoopdul.

if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows

I’m not gon lie, when I was. Kid I used to drink pool water!!! The chlorine poisoning is prolly what’s wrong wit me now!!