To destroy Dirt, at any cost

Get your hands away from me before I end up rippin’ them out!

We Here At Dirt-Boss-Positivity Love Yuo Even If It May Not Seem Like It Sometimes . As Is The Nature Of Dirt .Boss  Do Not Be Angered<3

whats wrong with dirt

Ah, nothing’s wrong with good old dirt! But you… you don’t deserve dirt.

dirt told me im worth the world youre wrong

I have more command over dirt than you ever will, and I’ve heard what it’s said about you, kid! It told me you’re horrid, awful, and annoyin’!

throws mud in your eyes

dodges attack

dodges

whats wrong with dirt

Ah, nothing’s wrong with good old dirt! But you… you don’t deserve dirt.

dirt told me im worth the world youre wrong

I have more command over dirt than you ever will, and I’ve heard what it’s said about you, kid! It told me you’re horrid, awful, and annoyin’!

throws mud in your eyes

dodges attack

whats wrong with dirt

Ah, nothing’s wrong with good old dirt! But you… you don’t deserve dirt.

dirt told me im worth the world youre wrong

I have more command over dirt than you ever will, and I’ve heard what it’s said about you, kid! It told me you’re horrid, awful, and annoyin’!

throws mud in your eyes

whats wrong with dirt

Ah, nothing’s wrong with good old dirt! But you… you don’t deserve dirt.

dirt told me im worth the world youre wrong

I have more command over dirt than you ever will, and I’ve heard what it’s said about you, kid! It told me you’re horrid, awful, and annoyin’!

whats wrong with dirt

Ah, nothing’s wrong with good old dirt! But you... you don’t deserve dirt.

The Ritual. Has been. Complete

Hooonestly, this is one shoddy ritual! I’ve preformed in one myself, and hooo boy is this one just terrible! Where’s the chanting, the Power Eternal, the passion?

You think you can stop me? I’m the fuckin’ GEOLORD! Bring it on, Dirt Boss!

The Ritual. Has been. Complete

Hooonestly, this is one shoddy ritual! I’ve preformed in one myself, and hooo boy is this one just terrible! Where’s the chanting, the Power Eternal, the passion?

You think you can stop me? I’m the fuckin’ GEOLORD! Bring it on, Dirt Boss!

The Ritual. Has been. Complete

Hooonestly, this is one shoddy ritual! I’ve preformed in one myself, and hooo boy is this one just terrible! Where’s the chanting, the Power Eternal, the passion?

*Dirt Boss Hater Follow List

Wooo, look at thaaat, I’m actually on a blocklist for people who hate this lump of mud! Hah!