alam mo ba ding?

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

you can have multiple most gorgeous looking women giving performance of their lifetime in a movie or show yet people will still come out obsessing & wanting to fuck a white man with the personality of a wet cardboard

i slap my hands on my belly like a seal whenever i see modern day alan alda or mike farrell . theyre so cute why cant we immortalize them

Bleghk! Ptooey!

My dear friend Johnathan Harker has begun his lovely food blog as he travels through the countryside of Transylvania. Hope his journey is smooth and his business concludes swiftly!

They could never make me hate you, complex female character whose reaction to trauma was not pretty and digestible like how people think it should be.

wails desperately and then goes back to doing fucjing whatever

You’re telling me falling in love is real I thought that was just something made up to make music more interesting

i hope i am not just an online presence to you all but also someone who has a really bad headache