Rad But Sad

Unmute this immediately

narrator: “now what we got in this scene is, uh, the delinquent is rowing them around and expects payment in the form of the wimpy kid’s popsicle, which already has enough subtext, but then the wimpy kid is like ‘god no homo i’ll just give you the tip’ and this motherfucker, dang, he like deep throats it in one shot like omg, and that’s when the fucking wimpy kid is like ‘this slutty catholic boy just gave me a case of the gay’”

pretty much every vegetable you hated as a little kid would taste better if you roasted it with salt and olive oil instead of boiling it

The truth shall set you free

shit who the fuck was trying to poison their kids so much that we evolved into a species that kids need a mechanism against poison?????

Richard III

I really like it when the scientific and historical / literary sides of Tumblr come together.

ha ha hey it’s pickle rick!!

I made the mistake of looking at it and now I want to die. Here it is if anyone wants to see it! https://imgur.com/a/PoagR#PTU679Q

Hm… I hate this

people who use guns are pussies. i just throw bullets really fast

this is a cursed post that is capable of delivering good deeds

it’s the babadook’s chill cousin; the jeandeine

Reblogging because I know that for a few of my followers, English is not their first language and they may perhaps not know this. It’s important not to be ignorant.

i LOVE when ur kissing someone and they start smiling mid kiss

One of my faves that was lost to the internet is back

does anyone know the name of this instrument and possibly the source of this video?

it’s a hang drum :)

Everytime I see this I reblog.