I feel like “baby boomers refuse to retire” is a weird way of saying “A lot of older people literally have to work continue working for as long as possible or they’ll die”

in the field of religious studies, we often call jesus one of the first radical leftists. he was a social anarchist with communist leanings, and that’s why his draw was such a threat to the imperial system—because he was calling for the dismantling of oppressive power structures. the conservative romans were the ones who killed jesus, and conservatives after are the ones continuing to kill his message thousands of years after his death.

Don’t forget he fought against slut-shaming, embraced alcoholics and the homeless, and straight up said you can’t get into heaven if you die rich.

When I say conservative Christians would deport Jesus if they actually saw him or blacklist him if they heard him…this is why. And it’s funny because those fools are the Pharisees and can’t even see that.

The greatest commandment of Christianity is to love your neighbor like yourself and that’s not what conservatives do.

as a college student, my favorite words are “canceled” and “free”

Free pizza is cancelled

Why would you even say something like that

my art peaked wen i was 4 or so and would just throw whatever shit i could find (juice, rainwater, plants, moss, shells, dirt, sugar, soap, rocks, milk, toys etc.) in2 a bucket n stir it with a wooden spoon 4 hours sitting in th garden n wen som1 would ask me wot th fuck i was doing i would b like “Potion”

me when i remember my password in my own mind

i’m screaming at the people reblogging this and saying that new tony is generic and old tony had some “character” like why do you people think that a man being ugly means he has personality . tony circa 2004 looks like he’d piss in the bushes outside your mom’s house and new tony looks like he’d wait 57 minutes for his food at a restaurant and still be nice to the waiter because they’re “just doing their best”. accept that pixar pulled the gag of the century and gave us the tony we deserve

pixar, completely remodeling tony’s clapped face: fuck a bitch named consistent character design and maintenance of the integrity of the original work. new tony is going to look like he would pay $60 for a gram of weed whether you losers like it or NOT

Also, this analysis is actually the really obvious results of a classic trope that is SO tired.  Physical unattractiveness has been associated with evil and sleeziness for the entire lifespan of fiction.  So actually, him being ugly really doesn’t mean he has a better personality. Most fiction would have you think that it meant hes awful in general.

When Germans call you a Nazi….

I know it’s from a superhero movie, but the line I keep running in my head is, “Everyone forgets that the first country the Nazis invaded was their own.”

years ago i watched this p/orn and the girl was screaming ‘oh god!! oh god!!!’ and the dude was like ‘there are no gods here’ and to this day it haunts me wtf was he talking about

God’s blog gifts us with another post

yall all say “go outside” when it comes to kin drama but you havent seen SHIT until yiuve seen honest to god irl kin drama. you dont even fucking know what you’re telling these weirdos to do

you cant just say that and not say what the kin fight was about holy shit

lets just say watching the barbie fairytopia movie for 5 hours straight and then calling bibble a “hot piece of ass” to a barbiekins face does not end well

if you tried to show this post to anyone 50 years ago they would have internally combusted