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HAPPY ASSAD ZAMAN DAY!!
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Beloved? Don't startle, it is just me. Do you own a "pinterest" on your telephone? I ask because I have created a "pinterest board," compiled of images that remind me of your likeness, using my electronic pad. Ah, but it is still a work in progress, I require your input. It is imperative that you make an account of your own so that I can make you a collaborator to my "pinterest board," Daniel. You must delete the pictures you deem inaccurate, so to better my image of you.
crunch crunch crunching him
i've started reading tvl and no amount of posts telling me there's a "huge tonal shift" could have prepared me for this HUGE TONAL SHIFT this is the funniest fucking thing i've ever read it genuinely goes like:
louis, narrator of iwtv: as i wandered the streets of paris, i wished most of all for death. i had called to god, to satan, anyone, to find meaning in it all. but for an evil creature such as myself there is no place in this world. there can be no love where this evil lies. it was as though a veil separated me from all that could be good and righteous. i did not deserve to love and be loved in return, not by claudia, lestat, armand. to attempt it would be a sisyphean task, a fools tale. and yet...... the need for hole from armand was so great. greater was only the need for........ living human blood.
lestat, narrator of tvl: hey guys, my name is lestat, you may know me because i'm really hot and sexy. english isn't my first language so sorry if i make any mistakes!! okay here's my story: after rotting beneath the earth for decades, my hot and sexy body has finally risen from the ground. i used to be depressed, but now i'm slutting it up again in the 20th century! first thing i did was get some (hot and sexy) new clothes and then wore them while riding my (hot and sexy) motorcycle and listening to bach on my sony walkman. while i was watching this super niche indie film (you've probably not heard of it) "apocalypse now" i realized that i'm so evil that i shouldn't exist. but then i realized what could make me deserve to live on this planet: rock n roll music.
> The need for hole from armand was so great. greater was only the need for........ living human blood
Guys, today is the day!
I'm moderating my first panel, and my guests are Hildur Knútsdóttir, Istvan Vizvary, Søren Aske Hjorth and T. Kingfisher!
I am EXCITED!!!

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Armand isn't some memory demon, just a skilled manipulator
I really dislike seeing takes where Armand is just turning brains of others into soup as he please
It, first of all, takes the agency of everyone involved
And second of all, weakness Armand as a character
Now, onto what do I mean by it, and how do I want to backpedal :p
What do we know about Armand's begging? He was kidnapped, and sold into abuse. To survive that kind of environment, one has to learn how to please their abusers. And we've been given a lot of reasons to believe that Armand managed to do that. He erased his own personality, to be even more pleasing
After that he is moved to Paris to oversee the local coven, which is a mess, because Armand don't care, and there's no one who expect anything, so he was just existing. Unable to escape, but at that point, existence was the next best thing
Then comes Lestat and Armand gets someone to please, but someone who is also broken, therefore game recognize game, and they both play each other, with the one difference being that Lestat found his strength in a different coping mechanism
Then Armand meets Louis and his brain cell, Claudia. Because Claudia posed a danger to Armand, but herself was in danger, she proved easy to get rid off. Until Lestat came back into the picture
Then Armand met Daniel... And the rest is obviously in the Interview
Point is, if Armand wanted to, he'd probably get his way with any of the aforementioned blorbos
And yet, he don't. Because he's not some evil mind surgeon. Just a skilled manipulator
When he was toying with Daniel, he simply fed him enough information to filter out anything that would make him remembered
(I kinda lost my train of thoughts, writing this over 3 days so... Idk, will add something in reblogs)
you're scrolling. assad and eric could be sucking and fucking as devil's minion right now and you're scrolling.
im back bitches
Armand: Know why I called you in here?
Daniel: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.
Armand: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine* Accidentally?

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An under-rated Iwtv scene: was when Armand mentions Danielâs âencrypted laptop.â
Because that literally means the vampire (whoâs over 500 years old) is tech savvy enough to attempt to hack Danielâs computer. And was annoyed that the encryption stopped him from doing so. But Louis, who isnât into tech, completely missed what Armand admitted to (and Daniel clocked it immediately).
Earlier in the season, Daniel was afraid some random intelligence agency hacked his laptop, only for Armand to do so later . Armand hacking into his computer is not only a hilarious visual ( but incredibly suspicious behavior from Armand). Heâs so desperate to discover how much Daniel knows that he attempts to hack his laptop instead of just âŚreading his mind??? Even though it would have been easier? Hmm , interesting that in the 70s he was fine with reading Danielâs mind (but in the current timeline refuses to do so and even tells Daniel it was âwrongâ for Louis to do it). Even when Armandâs pissed that he canât hack into his laptop (he still doesnât read his mind). And of course Armandâs refusal to do so (literally backfires on him in the end). Maybe he feels so much guilt for what he did the last time he was in Danielâs mind ( *cough* big memory wipe) that he refused to ever go into Danielâs mind again? Even if it causes the destruction of his marriage. Daniel: âyou were an ancient vampire you could have read anyoneâs mind you wanted. Why didnât you ?â Armand: â⌠love ⌠it was love .â
this theory that alice doesn't exist and that she is armand is one of the top nonsensical theories that this fandom has created.
for me alice exists, she is probably a POC and armand just stuck himself in daniel's memories and messed with the old man's mind
This old man is a joke to this vampires!
A Molloy Show, but Armand is just too horny for him
iâm so obsessed with armand heâs consuming every thought i have but anyway the tv show got armand sooooo well like itâs not super obvious when you first read iwtv and tvl but reading armandâs thoughts about those times in tva is just⌠the show gets him i fear
daniel arriving at the penthouse after fucking raglan james in the sushi's place bathroom using hand soap as lube, armand says he smells of cheap mackerel, eucalyptus and dried cum and he's gotta fix that
Chat, we've achieved our first success
I will be a moderator at a writers panel at a convention
This is the first huge step in the journey!
Thank you for your support!
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Chat, we've achieved our first success
I will be a moderator at a writers panel at a convention
This is the first huge step in the journey!
Thank you for your support!
help me im obsessing over armand again