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@blenderdefenderanon
Why would someone microwave grapes?? That sounds messy, they might explode
Researchers combined thermal imaging with computer simulations to explain the physics of how microwaving grapes generates plasma.
As a science experiment or demonstration. Similar reasons to why people might microwave an ivory soap bar.
What happens when you put Ivory soap in the microwave? Let's find out with this quick and easy one minute science experiment!
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oh dear blender defender, do you like microwaves??? i love microwaves!!! i fear there is a false prophet microwaving people, please know that i do not agree with their ideals!!!!
Microwaves are one of the things I help defend people against, if they so choose.
Microwaves used on food are acceptable. Except grapes. Don't microwave grapes, unless you know what you are doing.
New law: no blenders allowed in space. This seems reasonable in light of recent activities.
Once again, please reblog this post if you want an anti-blender or other appliances (microwave, washing machine, or freezer for instance) ward or shield. The blenders are multiplying.
You can’t stop us.
I can certainly try.
Once again, please reblog this post if you want an anti-blender or other appliances (microwave, washing machine, or freezer for instance) ward or shield. The blenders are multiplying.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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It has occurred to me that I’m just like. A guy in peoples brains now. People I’ve never met are thinking about me. Crazy.
That's existence in a nutshell. And you've got me to think about in the same way, don't you?
I still have no clue who the fuck you are and it’s driving me absolutely insane. Who are you
A mystery!
WHYYYYYYY
YOU KNOW MY MAIN
I HAVE YOU NARROWED DOWN TO A FEW PEOPLE BUT I STILL HAVE NO CLUE
Microwaves you
My wards work against microwaves too. Did I not mention that?
It has occurred to me that I’m just like. A guy in peoples brains now. People I’ve never met are thinking about me. Crazy.
That's existence in a nutshell. And you've got me to think about in the same way, don't you?
I still have no clue who the fuck you are and it’s driving me absolutely insane. Who are you
A mystery!
Be careful about the Blender Anon...
- Anon "📼"
I'm not sure I know what or who the "Blender Anon" is, I don't think I've come across it. But I'll keep a look out--plus, I've probably encountered worse.
Thanks for the advice, Tape Recorder Anon 📼. And I just wanted to assure you that this wasn't ominous at all {sarcasm}.
Go talk to @blenderdefenderanon
They'll explain.
There's an anon going around putting people in blenders. I've been giving out wards against blenders, along with other appliances (washing machines, microwaves, so on). Want one?
Save it for someone who needs it. Being blended sounds fascinating, anyway. But I appreciate the offer.
All right. Be careful out there.
It has occurred to me that I’m just like. A guy in peoples brains now. People I’ve never met are thinking about me. Crazy.
That's existence in a nutshell. And you've got me to think about in the same way, don't you?
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Pssst. Hey.
Sticks you into a blenbder and blensd you :3
- @blender-anon
please no not the blende r
Its too late for yuo >:]
@blender-anon ! I’m back to arrest you for mass mutilation and murder!
Do not resist arrest! crackle
YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
EXACTLY! YOUR ARE WANTED DEAD OR BISEXUAL!
ARE BISEXUALS NOT ALIVE??? WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO BE BISEXUAL???
IT CAN BE A LOT LESS CONFUSING IF I TAKE YOU IN DEAD! But you’ll notice that I’ve backed you into a CORNER! THERE IS NOWHERE TO RUN, BLENDY!
YOU KNOW WHAT
BLENDS YOU
YOY DONT HAVE A BLENDER WARD. YOURE DONE FOR
What makes you think taser-anon doesn't have a blender ward? Or that I don't have a taser?
Shoot, the Blender Ward was supposed to arrive last Thursday, but it was delayed! Help me, @blenderdefenderanon !!
(here you go, right here)
Yes!!
Pulls out Taser
You are under arrest, @blender-anon !
Um, @blender-anon ? (Why are they just standing there?)
Sorry I was blending people using my psychic blender powers. Anyways
(Skeddadles away)
Oh no you don’t! Tasers you
AFUUFGGYHSFBCHCDDSGCTHVUVD TY BUCTYCUGUGFTUGIHYFVHVHCYVHVYBJG HVGCYJB
Yes! Now, to put you behind bars.
PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY
Oh wait. My shift ended 12 minutes ago. @blenderdefenderanon , can you take this over? My boss doesn’t want us to be overworked.
I can stand guard for a bit.
(Anti-blendering ward extends over @blender-anon)
What the flip flop yuo guys :[
Shift schedules are very important, you know.
Pssst. Hey.
Sticks you into a blenbder and blensd you :3
- @blender-anon
please no not the blende r
Its too late for yuo >:]
@blender-anon ! I’m back to arrest you for mass mutilation and murder!
Do not resist arrest! crackle
YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
EXACTLY! YOUR ARE WANTED DEAD OR BISEXUAL!
ARE BISEXUALS NOT ALIVE??? WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO BE BISEXUAL???
IT CAN BE A LOT LESS CONFUSING IF I TAKE YOU IN DEAD! But you’ll notice that I’ve backed you into a CORNER! THERE IS NOWHERE TO RUN, BLENDY!
YOU KNOW WHAT
BLENDS YOU
YOY DONT HAVE A BLENDER WARD. YOURE DONE FOR
What makes you think taser-anon doesn't have a blender ward? Or that I don't have a taser?
Shoot, the Blender Ward was supposed to arrive last Thursday, but it was delayed! Help me, @blenderdefenderanon !!
(here you go, right here)
Yes!!
Pulls out Taser
You are under arrest, @blender-anon !
Um, @blender-anon ? (Why are they just standing there?)
Sorry I was blending people using my psychic blender powers. Anyways
(Skeddadles away)
Oh no you don’t! Tasers you
AFUUFGGYHSFBCHCDDSGCTHVUVD TY BUCTYCUGUGFTUGIHYFVHVHCYVHVYBJG HVGCYJB
Yes! Now, to put you behind bars.
PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY
Oh wait. My shift ended 12 minutes ago. @blenderdefenderanon , can you take this over? My boss doesn’t want us to be overworked.
I can stand guard for a bit.
(Anti-blendering ward extends over @blender-anon)
Blends eeeeach and every one of you :3
- @blender-anon
Blocked.
Can I at least blend Jonny?
I'm pregnant, the baby will die.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm
What if
Blend Brian
Yummy metal smoothie
Pssst. Hey.
Sticks you into a blenbder and blensd you :3
- @blender-anon
please no not the blende r
Its too late for yuo >:]
@blender-anon ! I’m back to arrest you for mass mutilation and murder!
Do not resist arrest! crackle
YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
EXACTLY! YOUR ARE WANTED DEAD OR BISEXUAL!
ARE BISEXUALS NOT ALIVE??? WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO BE BISEXUAL???
IT CAN BE A LOT LESS CONFUSING IF I TAKE YOU IN DEAD! But you’ll notice that I’ve backed you into a CORNER! THERE IS NOWHERE TO RUN, BLENDY!
YOU KNOW WHAT
BLENDS YOU
YOY DONT HAVE A BLENDER WARD. YOURE DONE FOR
What makes you think taser-anon doesn't have a blender ward? Or that I don't have a taser?
Shoot, the Blender Ward was supposed to arrive last Thursday, but it was delayed! Help me, @blenderdefenderanon !!
(here you go, right here)
Pssst. Hey.
Sticks you into a blenbder and blensd you :3
- @blender-anon
please no not the blende r
Its too late for yuo >:]
@blender-anon ! I’m back to arrest you for mass mutilation and murder!
Do not resist arrest! crackle
YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
EXACTLY! YOUR ARE WANTED DEAD OR BISEXUAL!
ARE BISEXUALS NOT ALIVE??? WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO BE BISEXUAL???
IT CAN BE A LOT LESS CONFUSING IF I TAKE YOU IN DEAD! But you’ll notice that I’ve backed you into a CORNER! THERE IS NOWHERE TO RUN, BLENDY!
YOU KNOW WHAT
BLENDS YOU
YOY DONT HAVE A BLENDER WARD. YOURE DONE FOR
What makes you think taser-anon doesn't have a blender ward? Or that I don't have a taser?
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
I may open asks, in case anyone needs to request anti-blender defenses. All blendering attempts will be filtered out. I have my own shields.
In honor of groundhog’s day, we’re blending the groundhog. Hope you like wood shavings in your smoothie
Shielded the groundhog already. And the groundhog babies. Not sorry.
