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my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland

the relationship between lucio and symmetra is so interesting in every single possible way. from enemies to friends. every stage is so so so intriguing. imagine being symmetra, going from, “this man represents chaos and disorder and death” to “perhaps the beliefs ive held my entire life are incorrect? the man ive associated with disorder may hold the answers” to “this man embodies the core principles that i stood by, the principles that i hold that were twisted and abused, the principles that vishkar used to make me believe i was doing the right thing”. or lucios transformation from “this woman is the face of the company that has ruined my country, that has ruined the lives of so many people” to “perhaps theres more going on here” to “this woman was exploited, but for so many years ive thought of her as equivalent to the evil ive spent my adult life fighting against. how do i disconnect the traumatised woman from the monster ive created in my mind?” like its just SO COOL! SO ORIGINAL! SUCH A GOOD EXPLORATION OF DEVELOPMENT! blizzard PLEASE hire me i know you dont hire good writers but please god make an exception so i can do them justice

cant sleep due to homosexual thoughts

I hate this

You know what I don’t get?  When fanfic authors apologize for long chapters.  It’s like?  You gave me bonus content, for free, and you’re sorry about it?  Bruh.  I have already named my firstborn after you.  Dude.

You know what else I don’t get?  When they apologize for short updates.  It’s like: look at these new words I gave you!  Sorry I didn’t give you even more free words.  Bro, that’s at least two words that I did not have yesterday.  For free.  Dude.  Thank you.

And another thing: when people drop out of nowhere with a surprise update and then apologize for it taking a while.  Like, dude, I wasn’t expecting anything, and you gave me words.  I thought this fic was abandoned, but wait: there’s more.  You just popped in and reminded me that this is a Good Fic that I should probably reread.  You made my goshdarn day.

Basically fanfic writers are under no obligation to publish anything so when they do update it’s always a net positive because the story is longer now, and I have something to read, so thank you so much to everyone who writes fic at whatever pace or quantity they want.

Bert and Ernie have been written as a gay couple, but Sesame Workshop has confirmed Muppets aren’t sexual. Based on this evidence, we can conclude that the two of them are asexuals in a homoromantic relationship. In this essay I will

girls with brown eyes… thank you