roach

No one can bring up bugs in any positive context without some motherfucker informing everyone that they’re allergic to bees and once nearly died from a brown recluse spider and their brother woke up one morning as a giant cockroach and became a real burden to the family ever since he stopped being able to work.

so fucking annoying when im trying to search up information on insects on the internet and I get twenty million links to local pest control websites. Trying to search the effects of copper sulphate (CuSO4) on roaches and other insects since its commonly used in a lot of invertebrate pet food and all the search results are "oh you need roaches exterminated? stinky stinky roach? poopy roach in your home? roaches EVERYWHERE in your house? yes? you give us money for roach traps that your dog could easily ingest BUY NOW? top ten ways to exterminate roaches DIY? CLICK HERE to smoke bomb your home and kill roaches?"

Maybe I’d hate you less if you stopped saying all my favorite critters are disgusting pests who should be killed to extinction. Just a thought though.