Mud Lady

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

your cat was an honor to see in the window

nun pussy probably isn't even that good

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

Starting to freak out less. Sent from my two tufts of hair on my head

If I was drinking with the girls and someone threw a dog-bitten rock near me, I would ask the caster what's up. Why we throwing dog rocks?

being trans and feeling like my life didn't really start for an additional decade sucked .i wish that vampirism was real so that i don't feel like my life is being wasted as time goes by. and so that i can suck lots of blood . from maidens

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

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