Mermaid/Merman Starters
Starters for mermay!
“Hey fishie fishie!”
“I swear to god if you call me a fish again.”
“Wait do you can shift from human to mermaid/merman?”
“That explains your weird thing with water.”
“I need to get to water! Now!”
“No! You’ll drown!”
“I knew there was something fishy about you!”
“Did your mom/dad hook up with a fish or something..?”
“That’s.. not how it works.”
“Last time I checked you didn’t exist.”
“For a human, you’re not as evil as many have described.”
“No wonder you act like that. You’re a human!”
“Swim with me!”
“Please don’t drown me..”
“Your tail.. it’s beautiful..”
“Here, eat this. It’ll help you breathe under water..”
“No one can know I brought you here. The merpeople would kill a human like you..”
“I don’t care what you are! I love you!”
“Hey, why are you acting so weird?”
“Let’s swim together!”
“Being like this is nothing but a curse!”
“No wonder you’ve been so good at swimming.”
“You’re a human! Get away!”
“I caught one!”
“You’re stuck on this ship now.”
“You can’t come with me! You’ll drown!”
“I can’t believe I just saved you… you’re a human!”
“Hey, hey can you quit using human as an insult?”
“Hey can I get you’re number? Wait do mermaids have phones? Or do you guys have shellphones~”
“If you make another dumb mermaid pun I swear I’ll shove seaweed down your throat.”
“The only reason I’m not a mermaid right now is because I have this [object] with me so I can stay in human form.”
“If I don’t get water now.. I’ll die!”
“Here.. uh let me put you in the bathtub. It’s not the best but it’ll due for now..”
“Haha, never thought you’d have someone living in your bath tub did ya?”
“Gosh I hate being in human form.. I really don’t like wearing pants.”
“I’m fully human and to be honest, I hate pants too.”
“Is that why you’re so clumsy when you walk?”
“I have something to tell you.. “
“Can you stop trashing the ocean? I live here.”
