Family. Duty. Honor.

Well if telling the truth is meant to be convincing, then yeah, sure. {smiles}

I guess sometimes it isn’t? 

-nods- Yeah, that sounds about right. -smiles-

There you. ...it’ll come naturally, I think.

Psh, no, not at all.

How convincing!

Well, I’m not parent-like yet. I still have to take the classes, get a job, find a place for us to live…what else do dad’s need to do? Hm…maybe I should start working on dad jokes too…

You have to love them and... uhm.. Teach them about hings like... I don’t know uhm... r-respect and things.

No, but it would make sense. You know what you should both do? You should stand on a lonely street or a hallway somewhere and ask people that cross your path to come play with you. And you have to say it in unison if you have a twin. Trust me, people in New Rome will love that.

*Squints a little, a smile on his lips* Is that a reference because I don’t think I’m getting it?

You’re surprisingly mature for your age.

I’ve got an emergency funds for like everything, you don’t even know; But thank you! You’re surprisingly parent-y for your age.

…You wouldn’t happen to have a twin, would you?

Oh my god, have you met Dellor? 

Temporary place to stay and I’m working on getting a job. Hey, wait, how old are you?

Good, good! *Winks* I’m thirteen years of pure responsibility. 

Well it depends on what kind of psychopath you’re talking about.

The kind that says they don’t want to stab people? 

She’s a part of camp but given that we’re going to be a family we’re probably going to have to move to the city soon.

That’s cute. Do you have a job and a place to stay?

Not that I would want to, but thanks creepy kid.

Ha. *Suddenly very serious* That’s what all psychopaths say. 

Well, no, it’s me and the mother who are expecting.

That works. Is she a part of camp or the city?

Well, okay then. {runs his fingers along the edge of his blade} Yup! It’s sharp.

Hurray! You can now stab people to death. *Gives him the double thumbs up*

This is the 21st century, sir! 

I don’t think our technology is that advanced yet.

Well there could be a donor or another man you know. And don’t tell me two guys can’t get a biological child yet in this timeline because i won’t be held responsible if my cousins show up at your door

{furrows his brow} Well as my conscious can you get something I can practice on, then?

I’m sorry but that was never mentioned in my job description. 

-chuckles- Of course there is, I’m not the one who’s pregnant.

This is the 21st century, sir!