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âDepends. Is a sharpie mustache a âproblemâ?â
âItâll be a hit to my pride for sure. A sordid reminder of how I canât grow facial hair on my own.â
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vitanitf:
âDepends. Is a sharpie mustache a âproblemâ?â
âItâll be a hit to my pride for sure. A sordid reminder of how I canât grow facial hair on my own.â

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freddyjoncs:
âiâll definitely give you a problem for being a lazy ass.â
âOr. You could let me live. This is my lifestyle, Jan. I didnât choose to be this way, the lazy gene chose me.â
cestmoipenelope:
âIf they did, Iâd be very surprised.â Norma nudged one of his legs so she could sit beside him.  âItâs a nice day and everyoneâs exhausted from finals.â
âUgh, how am I supposed to sleep now?â Noah grunted in fake annoyance but put his legs down with a smile anyhow. âI didnât want them to arrest me for loitering or something. Or some drunk dick to try and pull a prank on me. There are way too many darties going around right now and Iâd be an easy target. Hey if I wake up floating in a lake, will you come save me?â
âDo you think if I fell asleep right on this bench someone will give me a problem?â
A-Am I the only one who thinks motherâs day shopping is hard?
"yes. My mother has a list prepared for me weeks in advance.â

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âUh⌠I guess you can sit. Iâm not going to guarantee conversation, though.â
âGreat. Iâm not looking for one.â
âQuick question. How do you tell your parents you failed your Italian class when both of them speak fluent Italian?â
âYou donât. Burn your report card and pretend it never happened.â
âPeople were looking at me like I was the first person theyâd ever seen with a box of doughnuts on the beach,â Dion continued, paying little attention to if the person that had fell victim to his rambling was actually listening to him. âSpeaking of, I need to ask you a question. Are half-doughnuts a ridiculous idea? Say I made one side red velvet, the other side⌠I donât know, strawberry. Straight down the middle, the flavor changes. That wouldnât be too âout thereâ, right?â
âI donât get how anyone thought that was weird. This is California. Yesterday there was a man in a full green spandex suit like the ones that cover your face. Knees to his chest letting the current wash over him. I mean maybe I was just overly crossed but wouldnât put it past the folks here to do something like that. Weâre all high or drunk most of the time.â He was in a particularly rambly mood today. Elijah raised an eyebrow in disbelief. âYou find the weirdest things weird. I think thatâd sell faster than hotcakes. I love trying out new donuts so being able to buy two in one. Thatâs a fucking steal.â
âHmm?â Kiara half-heartedly replied, flipping through a notebook with a slight frown and clearly not paying much attention. âUh huh. Ainât that a bite?â
âOh I just love blabbering to you! The lack of acknowledgement is so evocative. Like Iâm right back home with my mom.â
His job included scouting out possible targets for his boss. Heâd been leaning against this wall for an hour now just watching the owner of the car to see how careful he was. It would be an easy steal. He kicked a can and killed the cigarette on the ground under his shoe. He watched the man wipe his headlights before getting into his car.
âWhat a square.â
Daphne was sitting on bench for about 20 minutes now. She was reading her book for class when she noticed a boyâs obvious interest in the strangerâs car. When the man left, she too got up to leave in order to let the boy think he was out of everyoneâs sight but once he got into the car, Daphne found it her duty to mock the boyâs, in her opinion, poor attempt. So as stealthy as a mouse, she walked right over to the driverâs side and knocked on the head of the car. âHe may be a square but youâll find yourself in a metal square if youâre not more careful. Whereâs your shades, sunshine?â The cocky redhead said, casually leaning her weight on the side of the car. âOh, wait. Iâm sorry I must be mistaken. Was your goal to get caught. That youâre very good at.â

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Eeyoreâs cheeks flushed slightly when Daphne called her dolly, but she tried to focus on the question instead of the stinging feeling, brushing her own hair over her shoulder. âYou described half the town,â she joked, regaining her cool composure. âNah. But Iâll cast an eyeball for that nest.â
âI did, didnât I? Guys around here are all one big mirror of each another.â Daphne sighed but the smile on her face never thinned; that fact was more amusing than disappointing to her. âI greatly appreciate it. That scooch always gets away from me. And its every time I want a slurg. You like slurgs?â
freddyjoncs:
âNot muchâve kid person.â Freddy shrugged, brow raised at the nickname. âJust wanna be able to hang here and not worrying about some germs cramping my style.â
   âAhh, so, daddy-o doesnât really fit you, does it?â Daphne teased. Though she acknowledged this, she had no plans to stop using the nickname. âEver think youâre cramping their style. Like you said the germs are taking over. Wâre invading their turf now. Itâs out for us old folk.â
whydidyoutakemeaway:
âVegas is a kick, but isnât something to get too cranked about, I just have a nice gig over there. Granted, Iâm more than a bit salty about all the shucks here causing me problems with the heat, so Iâm probably not the guy to take moving advice from.â
âYou coming from Vegas? Iâd be on cloud nine over there. Everything's so bright and alive. Have you eyeballed the life around here? Everyone all gloomy, biting each otherâs ear off? Iâd much rather be at your gig in Vegas. So what are you, actor? A grand singer, a late night host? Ooh, sorry to hear that. Problems with the heat are always real fun.â
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Gotta say, itâs weird being back here in Nowheresville. Itâs like nothingâs changed.
   âI donât know where youâve been but if your calling this place Nowheresville Iâm ready to pack my bags and move over to your other home.â