on the brightside

Bree: Hopefully we don't need it.

Bree: But good luck to you too!

Bree: So, are we off to speak to our respective emotional support humans?

Blake: I think we are. I don't think we can really put it off any longer.

Bree: You know, that's probably a good thing! Now that I think about it, those lyrics are... questionable.

Bree: They just weren't inner circle enough to know about us.

Bree: Annnd now I have Sweat stuck in my head.

Bree: They'll believe whatever we tell them because we're in charge of the narrative. [Insert evil laugh here].

Bree: They all bought the story that Tyler was working, like FOOLS.

Bree: We were just WAITING for them all to leave.

Bree: That's what they get for not sticking around for the after party.

Bree: That it's fake. We'll have to tell other people that we're married.

Bree: They don't even know that they have roles yet. Maybe we should fix that before we keep building our dreams.

Bree: Not yet, but we will. We're going to put on the performance of a lifetime.

Bree: You're right! We both deserve that award.

Bree: A double award? How scandalous. They won't know what hit them.

Bree: I'll be there supporting you the whole way! Even as an ex.

Bree: Post wedding, years later. After they've stopped checking on you.

Bree: The Oscars are going to be knocking on our doors when they find out about our performances.

Bree: Hopefully you won't have to reapply at all! We're going to nail it the first time and they'll have no reason to evict you.