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The Freak Circus 🎪🍏

Rating: 8/10

Demo

2 days (as of writing this)

Honestly, not bad! Day 2 was obviously much better than day 1. There’s a lot to do and many choices, that do lead to different scenes. My only con is that the bad ending, is like way too short. Your choices seem to be geared to having to actually romance the characters, and for a girly who thinks way too rational being immediately killed is such a downer. The story is very interesting though, and im very curious… also the title is not wrong they are FREAKY. Also in the day 1 there’s a scene where the lights flicker wish the options were timed it would add some tension (idk)

Online Obsession 🖥️🍓

Rating: 10/10

Demo

2 days

SO, SO, SO GOOD! The UI is honestly so gold, so much to interact with and a lot of games and choices! I’m kinda mad we can’t play star blitz but it’s fine, because literally everything else makes up for it. I’m lowkey biased since it’s a lot of pink, but that doesn’t matter. You can also make your own character! It ends on such a cliffhanger, I’m so excited for the rest! It’s so cute and has mini games guys and u put on cat ears this is so important i swear…

(i start ranting here..be warned i drop more spoilers from here on out)

Klein v.01 🩵📲

Rating: 10/10

Demo

Yandere

Has up to 4 updates

EXTREMELY SLOWBURN, which is a pro in my book it’s definitely fresh compared to how fast I usually go through most VN. Your choices matter, like a lot, that may sound stupid, but small choices make a difference on the overall route you’re taking. ITS ALSO SO INTERESTING. I’m already a completionist at heart, but this is probably the first VN where I made a list on what happens if you choose a different option and how it effects different routes. A little too over, but I don’t really mind. With most VNs it usually leads to a connecting point but I don’t rlly see that in Klein. Though if you are rlly into Klein you lowkey have to ruin your life. I’m not rlly into Klein so I haven’t done his route and only watched thru other peoples perspectives (sorry I can’t bear leaving Yael to die). So if u wanna date Klein you have to cut everyone off and let everyone die for a robot softboy but like that’s what others want so I can’t judge ok

(you can barely even see him..)

Prescription Love 💊🩺

Rating: 6/10

Demo

2 days technically

SO EXTREMELY SHORT. Then again it is a demo, soo..— but compared to the new VN this artist dropped the art is quite outdated, but still good nonetheless. I feel like the premise is a good idea but there are a lot of questions that are just never spoken about. Art is good, UI is great, love the quick save and load buttons. Wish it was longer…I also feel like the bad ending is just way too extreme for something that seems not that extreme?? Idk like rejecting one painkiller shouldn’t get me bleeding on the floor with my neck snapping or something the fuck but what ever. I also think that y/n is just way to oblivious like there’s no nurses, she doesn’t have her phone like, cmon u gotta be more sus but it’s a short VN so there’s not a lot to say

I Became an Evil Witch that Curses the Male Lead🌙💜

Rating: 7.5/10

Early Development

1 day (?) ish for now, there’s technically a time skip tho

The art is so cute and it already has some endings despite it being pretty short! There’s also cool Easter eggs ! I think it’s a very interesting VN so far and can’t wait for more (especially as someone who loves isekai tropes so yea ts for me LOL) also i think there’s 2 yanderes…. It’s a little to early for me to have any cons on this game so none so far, but wait the settings (like the buttons to see the setting) is a little hard to see when some CGs come on so like I have to hope and pray I find it

Loving Decays 💉🪷

Rating: 10/10

Finished

4 Phases

GUYS THIS IS PEAK well other than the pink hair being a plus, the storytelling is fire ho. All the endings are pretty neat, pretty long except the 1st and 2nd one. I got the 2nd one first which was shocking considering the usual endings that I get. Anyway I feel like Chao seems very trustworthy, so like you wouldn’t be sus of him at all, which is a good in my book since I don’t act mean to the Yandere unless it’s PAINFULLY OBVIOUS HES A WEIRDO. Anyway really good highly recommend!! ALSO HE MATCHED UR FRRAKEAKKK A DEAAKKK. And the MC says things that I deeply relate to, like wanting to be understood yada yada. I’m not sure if I really have any cons other than the UI for the settings buttons just to be a little more visible. Literally everything is peak a liscous.

Binary Star Hero 🦸🪐

Rating: 10/10

Finished

I’m not sure how many days really

I love hero shenanigans, so yea I knew I would like this one. It’s by the same creator of Z (which btw I haven’t finished WOOPS) anyway peak storytelling love the characters love the extra content. It’s really good! I also love the UI! I think it’s super unique and really fits the comic theme. Also love the Ray good ending, it’s a true I can fix him moment. I also love how MC isn’t just some civilian but is a baddie with a backstory anyway peak peak peak really good. I guess one bad thing I have to say is how u kinda are into Ray since the start but like it can always change. Other than that I don’t have much cons to say , but it was kinda hard to get the Quasar ending had to search it up. Also tell me why Double heavily reminds me of like Yandere stereotypes or is that just me.

The Kid at the Back 🌞🐦‍⬛

Rating: 8/10

Demo (I’m pretty sure)

Okay. I’ll be honest it’s been a HOTTT minute since I played this game and it’s one of the more popular ones, so it’s one of the first ones I played. It was good, I love the scale !!! I’m no joking it lowkey was really helpful so plz keep it there. I love the characters too! They are all so diverse and the design is mmm yum delicious. Love the extra info on them, and I’m pretty sure the UI is good too ! (If I can recall…I’m too lazy to replay the game in all honesty). I’m more interested in the story with the other characters and their backgrounds (like geo and hyugo like what is there problem chat). I don’t really remember if there are parts where Sol is extremely suspicious but I don’t really remember him being so obliviously Yandere that MC saw with their own eyes, so trusting him for a awhile was reasonable. Okay so I do have some cons, for one as a Crowe lover and supporter, I get that by kissing him at the beginning of the story gets him killed but MAN WHY IS THERR NOT MORE SHIT WITH HIM BEFORE HE GETS KILLED HUHUUUU I always thought that ending was so ugh in a way that it felt short and lackluster. I’m not sure. I mean fuck sol but like also he’s the Yandere and it is a YANDERE visual novel so… he’s just doing his job and he’s also the resident emo boy so man what can I even say…and I also don’t like pumpkin as a pet name but then again I’m a Crowe supporter

14 Days with You 📚💗

Rating: 9.5/10

Demo (I think there’s 5 days now)

Just like TKATB it has been awhileeeee since I’ve last played this game, I did try to replay it but I guess because I played it before I just wasn’t that interested in playing it again WOOPS. Anyway I love how sus MC is of Ren’s demeanor and how he slips up coz as someone who is overly sus I get that, it gives me a valid reason to #distrust. But because he’s also nervous looking it’s easy to overlook as well so being nice to him is also reasonable. The UI is AMAZINGG and I love how the important choices look different coz like hello that’s such a pro idc. The game has so many cute features and the story is good too, but I’m also so curious about redacted hope to see emo ren soon coz yes i love emo boys. No cons YET…I’m pretty sure I have some but i honestly don’t remember my first play though enough to tell u

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okay well that’s all I have to say! if you guys want to recommend me some VNs to play please lmk!!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Ren gets very cuddly and sentimental(?) after sex; often pulling you close and just gushing about how much he loves you, how lucky he is to have you, and how he'd bury Corland Bay six feet under if anyone tried to take you away from him. He'd also be rubbing soothing patterns into your back while he brushes strands of your hair away from your face and tucks you both into bed. If you wanted a towel or water, however, then he'd immediately get up to fetch them.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favourite body part on himself would probably his hands since they're long, slender, and aesthetically pleasing — but he despises the burn marks and scars that cover them. Ren's favourite body part on you would either be your stomach or thighs. He just loves seeing your tummy peek out from underneath your clothes and the plushness of your thighs really does things to him dhsjsks

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Very thick, copious, and tastes a bit salty 😳 He’s just really pent up, okay…? Ren also loves coming inside you and just watching it ooze out before shoving it back in with his fingers (or his tongue lmao he’s nasty). He would go feral if you went about your day with his seed still deep inside you, and might even pull you aside for round two (or five) if he sees you casually talking to Teo or Leon as your mixed fluid runs down your thighs.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

THERE’S TOO MANY UHHHH he has tons of lewd photos of you saved on his phone and PC, a bunch of your underwear hidden deep inside his closet, and one of your old hoodies covering his dakimakura of you. You can imagine what he does with all of these things… 😬 Ren also watches p*rn/h*ntai and plays adult games on the rare occasion, but ONLY if the characters look similar to you.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Absolutely no experience whatsoever before he met you 💀 He has somewhat of an idea of what he’s doing through all the explicit videos he watches and what he sees online, as well as getting "the talk" from his sex ED class at school.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Mating press, the face off/lotus, missionary, butterfly press, etc. 🤡 Anything where he can be as close as possible while facing you. There are times where he'll be needy and desperate enough to put you in doggy style or reverse cowgirl, but that's only when you tease him enough to the point where he just cant wait any longer to have you.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Ren is not necessarily goofy during sex, but his awkwardness might come across like it. For example, he might not be able to line himself up properly or he might hear a weird noise down there — in which he would just embarrassingly laugh it off and unintentionally end up lightening the mood.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

His happy trail is a curly patch of black to match the hair on his head, and he usually keeps it decently trimmed (whenever he remembers to). If you want him to be completely hairless down there, just complain about it and he’ll instantly rectify it. His chest hair is also very short and fine, so it wouldn't really be visible unless you get up close and personal with it.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

VERY INTIMATE. Ren is unaware of the fact that he's a hopeless romantic at heart, but he does love to hold your hands and give you soft and tender kisses during sex; rather than sucking your face off or shoving his tongue down your throat. He wants to be as close as physically possible when it comes to you, so he's often pulling you close/pressing himself against you and loves the feeling of your heartbeat on his skin.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Before he met you; Ren would usually get himself off at least five times a week. But now that you’re around he doesn’t see the point in it when he could just?? seek you out??? If you’re not in the mood, however, then he’ll just look at ethically sourced pictures of you while he goes to town with his right hand. It's really not a big deal to him since he just wants you to reciprocate his feelings rather than get in your pants.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

I think I’ve gone over this before, but ya mans has a massive breeding kink, roleplay kink, edging/overstimulation kink, and a marking/biting kink (more-so because he loves leaving marks on you and seeing the aftermath of it, rather than the actual act of biting/marking you). You could literally combine all of his kinks into one by offering to roleplay as a needy spouse who wants their husband to leave his mark all over and inside them — after teasing and edging them on throughout the day.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He's most comfortable woohooing you in the privacy of his/your home, but if Ren starts feeling a bit jealous or possessive in public, then he’s not afraid to pull you into a secluded area and fuck you silly as a way to stake his claim (so long as you do the same to him!). He's so eager to make you happy that he literally doesn't care where you drag him off to... ^^ As long as only he gets to put his hands on you, Ren is DTF whenever, wherever.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

ANYTHING SHDJSJSJ he’s horny 24/7 and literally just looking at him for too long would get him going ^^; He respects your boundaries though and would never force himself on you just because he’s in the mood or needs to relieve himself.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Ren will NEVER share you. Please don’t ever suggest a threesome (or more) with him because he’ll immediately shut the idea down and be in a sulky mood afterwards (Why would you need to introduce another person? Is he not good enough? He could always resort to using toys on you if you needed more stimulation…). Ren is also a little hesitant to inflict pain on you in any way (aside from consensual spanking, choking, biting, etc.), and would much prefer the pain to be inflicted on him instead.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

loves loves LOVES going down on you! Seeing you throw your head back as you grip his hair just does things to him, and Ren would gladly spend an eternity between your thighs if you let him. He also doesn’t mind if you go down on him as well, but considers that a reward rather than an act of appreciation. Like? You really want to touch the most intimate part of him? You must really love him so much!

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Usually starts out slow with a lot of grinding since he wants you to feel every single inch of him inside you, but he’ll eventually pick up the pace and ultimately end up jackhammering into you once the pleasurable haze takes over his brain. Honestly though? Just tell him to speed up, slow down, or get rougher and he’ll do it. Even if it means he doesn't get off, Ren will still put your needs over his and comply to your wishes.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Greatly prefers taking his time with you so he can appreciate your body and give you the maximum amount of pleasure you deserve — but can also see the appeal in quickies. This man is shameless, so he’s down to take you between the bookshelves in a secluded area in the library, or even in the janitor’s closet of your apartment complex. Teo's stupidly large bed? I don't know how you guys got in there but he's down. In the changing stalls at the beach? Sure, he's already inside and waiting for you. On his sports motorbike? ....Y'all WILD but yeah, he would 💀

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He’s fair game. So long as it doesn’t put you in danger, Ren is open and willing to try it. The most riskiest thing he wants to try is being inside you while you talk to your friends/nosy neighbour. He just wants to feel you squeeze around his length while you desperately try to calm your breathing and hide your red cheeks. And hearing you stutter when he bucks his hips is just too cute to resist.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Due to his lack of experience, Ren has a lot of catching up to do. He can usually last up to three rounds, but if you bat your eyes and wiggle your hips a little around his cock, then three rounds can easily turn into eight.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He owned a couple of flesh-lights, a butt plug, a bullet vibrator, and would use them on himself until you came along. Now he doesn’t have much use for them — unless you have other ideas. Ren might not use dildos on you since he might get a little jealous from the thought of you getting off to something that isn't him, but if you ask to get a replica based on his measurements, then he might be a little bit more willing.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Ren doesn't tease as much, but [REDACTED] definitely would. He might say things like “Look in the mirror angel, can't you see how well you're taking me?”, "Y'feel amazing. Squeeze me harder?", "Your hips are moving on their own. D'you really want me that badly?", "Aw, can you still talk, angel? Then tell me how much you want to come on my cock." et cetera. If you’ve spent time with your friends, he’d also be in a bit of a mood to tease you by drawing out your orgasm for as long as possible. After all, you made him wait sooo long just to see you again, so you should get a taste of your own medicine.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s very vocal and babbles a lot during sex, so you’d honestly need to shut him up somehow. Will either talk unwavering praise or absolute filth into your ear while he’s rearranging your insides — but once he gets close, his sentences soon become incoherent until his hips are stuttering and he’s keening out your name over and over again. If he’s bottoming, however, then Ren becomes even more whiney and almost bratty shdjsjs

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

You know how he can change and control aspects of the game, such as withholding private information and stopping you from getting his bad ending? Well, Ren can also change aspects of himself as well. Please don't imagine him glitching his appearance to have two monster-sized cocks or an extra mouth where the palm of his hand should be :) And don't think about aaaall the ways he could use them on you hehe :)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

His penis is ~6 inches flaccid and ~8 inches hard purely bc I think it’s funny >:) He has such a cute and unassuming appearance that the thought of him slinging around a massive PP like a weapon is hilarious lmao ^^; He's also really tall and lanky so it kind of makes sense though.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Extremely high, but as I've said before; Ren won't act upon his urges unless you want to as well. He's already satisfied with being in your presence, holding your hand, or even just being involved in a conversation with you.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)