MAGI NERO

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART

i should come with a warning label

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

#’what are we having tonight’ ‘italian’ ‘TALK TO ME’

best so far.

TEAM JACOB

I have never reblogged something so fast in my life

it’s exactly what you think it is

the backstroke boys

Do you think some pokemon evolve by trading because they think you’re giving them away forever, so in their fear of abandonment they evolve into something better than they were so you’ll love them again?

whenever I say YOOOOOOO this is exactly what I’m imagining

This is the exact YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I use

Are you kidding? Makoto looks like he would tie my hands and bend me over a table in 0.2 seconds if I asked him nicely.

how did you do that so smoothly? 

thats some broadway musical shit

But seriously, I think I love you.

heck no, i’m callin dibs

Only reblogging this because it’s beautiful. 

How did I become attracted to both of them I thought I had this sexuality thing down

nobody ever really gets the sexuality thing down

you don’t know how much i laugh at this every time i see it

this hits my dash about three times a week and i laugh every time.