follow the rabbit...

Smacka smacka smacka

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

but why

why not