Get off my dick, you plastic prick

   “Black.” Gavin lied. His birthday wasn’t the day he wanted all of his coworkers to know about the sinful amount of sugar and cream he put into his coffee. As Connor ran off to get it for him, Gavin turned his attention to his phone. He pulled it out of his pocket and scrolled through social media, pulling his feet up to rest them on his desk. It was his birthday. He wasn’t doing work today.

   Gavin sniffled and walking towards his desk. It was cold out today. Gavin kinda actually liked the cold, but it didn’t mean he was in a good mood. Unknown to him, a large sign reading “PINCH MY ASS IT’S MY BIRTHDAY” was taped to the back of his shirt. Thanks Tina.

   “Hey plastic, didn’t you hear it was my birthday?” Gavin loudly announced to the entire precinct upon arriving. “How about you give me the best birthday present ever and get the fuck outta here?”

   “Eh.” Gavin sighed with a short click of his tongue before he closed his legs again. “Coffee works.” 

   “Move.” He ordered, being denied access to his chair due to Connor standing right in front of it. He looked down at his desk instead of meeting Connor’s eyes.

//Give this boy some love on his special day D’:

//this isn't fair 😭😭

   As Connor talked, Gavin calmed down, glad that he hadn’t broken Connor. Showing up to work to tell everyone ‘oops. I fucked the android to death.’ was a power move in theory, though in practice it would probably come with some severe consequences. He chuckled as Connor thanked him, pushing away from the android’s shoulder so he could look him in the eye. “You don’t normally thank someone after they suck you off, you know. But I’m glad you had fun.” For reasons unknown even to him, Gavin reached up to ruffle Connor’s hair. 

   Gavin’s lips felt sore, his arm was tired from holding him up, and he had been fighting back a boner for the entirety of their sloppy make out. He didn’t want it to stop, but a fantasy make out could only last so long before reality would come crashing in. Slowly, their kiss came to an end. Gavin gave not Connor one last peck to his lips before pulling away completely. He pushed off of he android and sat, placing his hands together between his knees as he stared down at them. “Um... th-thanks.. for that.”

   He pulled his mouth off of Connor’s cock, the android’s hand still firmly in his hair, and looked up at him. Connor’s expression was blank, his eyes open but no life behind them. Instantly Gavin went from smiling to pure panic. “Connor?” He asked, pushing himself up so he could lean over the android. “Hey-- hey asshole wake up.” His hands rested on Connor’s shoulders, gently shaking him. Gavin was debating a punch to the face when Connor slowly began to come back to life. “Holy fucking shit... I didn’t think you actually meant what you said about dying.” Gavin let out a sigh of relief as he leaned forwards to rest his forehead on Connor’s shoulder. “Don’t scare me like that, robo freak.” 

   Gavin continued to push himself further, now starting a steady pace of pulling away from Connor before pushing himself back all the way to the base of his cock. He could taste Connor’s synthetic precum which tasted nothing like he expected it to and he was quite curious about what it looked like. But he could examine android cum later, for now he kept his throat relaxed and hoped Connor enjoyed the ride.