canon divergence

“What’s important is to have some fun, its what teammates do, helps us work together.”  Though watching him plasma cook a tomato sounded fun. “ if you plasma cooked a whole tomato do you think it would explode?”

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Bart rubbed the back of his neck at the expected rough response. “You don’t need to be trained to cook and its always good to learn new things… Who knows you might even have fun, I bet you could make great mashed potatoes, guacamole.” 

                 “ it’s also   DELICIOUS. “      dick pulled the pizza from his mouth, a long string of cheese following the motion as if to prove his point.      “ what do you eat, then? i don’t take it ‘fear’ makes for a great late night snack. “    he teased. weirdly enough, he’s actually had a lot of HUMANS ask how dick has lived so long with what he eats. 

 “I don’t.” he deadpans, watching in disgust the string of cheese looking like the excess one gets after a intense bout of passion between two organic beings who didn’t have a scarab to provide for them.  “Those of the warrior class have all the sustenance they need with the scarab. The urge to breathe, eat, is all taken care of.”

This...is a adult correct?

“Nah, I’m fine I don’t need a detailed layout of how un-crash it’d be if I wasn’t a speedster.” Nor did it take much for him to notice that Black Beetle’s personality was like sandpaper lined clothing.  “you know big guy, if you hate frozen food so much why don’t you cook a meal? I could even help.”

 “The scarab allows me to live without touching the stuff. Transforming solar energy into energy for the body.” Does that mean the scarab is solar based as well?  

Black Beetle sure had a knack for making food sound disgusting. “What do you mean it’s not cooked? it looks cooked to me.” (Famous last words) Though he had his doubts about that now as he ripped the chicken tender in half to find it was still a bit raw in the middle, which was just as disgusting as Black Beetle had made it sound. “This is so not crash.”

 “Your favor to frozen food is rather fortunate , that you have the speedster metabolism to digest. Otherwise you would be hurling in the bathroom right now. Would you care for a power point presentation on that. “ 

 “Its oily, its covered in bacteria that doens’t help the organic body. And not to mention its oily.” he holds a slice of pizza with a unimpressed look in his eyes. The things he has to do to form a good relationship with the justice league, and their younger partners.