Tucker being a proud Dad is great but please imagine: Tex being a proud godmother
imagine you meet this terrifying freelancer and then she pulls out pictures of a baby alien like "this is my god-son, this is junior, isn't he cute??"
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@blackarmoredbitch
Tucker being a proud Dad is great but please imagine: Tex being a proud godmother
imagine you meet this terrifying freelancer and then she pulls out pictures of a baby alien like "this is my god-son, this is junior, isn't he cute??"

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send đ¤ + an injury to find my muse with that injury.
   Those things are now all in the past, But Iâll never forget them.
touch-starved starters!!
â no oneâs ever done that to me before. â
â could you play with my hair? â
â i canât remember the last time i did this with someone. âÂ
â that feels nice. â
â i havenât been hugged in years. â
â i never want to let go. â
â letâs just cuddle forever. âÂ
â you put your arm around me and i literally felt my knees buckle, this is so pathetic. â
â i just want to be held for a little while. â
â youâre legally obligated to keep holding me. â
â i think i forgot what human contact felt like. â
â i need to remember what hugs feel like. â
â do you mind if we stay like this for a little longer? â
â my family was never the touchy-feely type. â
â iâve never been in a relationship before, so i donât really know how to do the wholeâŚkissing thing. â
â you were my first kiss. â
â could we cuddle, like, platonically? â
â iâm in desperate need of a hug. â
â i didnât even know i was ticklish there! â

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miss this iteration of church
#RvBink days 4-6 1-3
memory
blackarmoredbitchâ:
âVacation is when youâre not working. If you get hurt youâre not working. Boom. Instant vacation.â Tex was really starting to enter the sleepy zone. âGive me that blanket.â She said, gesturing to the one on the arm of the couch.
Church was not nearly awake enough to try and sort out the logic of that line of thinking, but that was probably the point, wasnât it? Rolling his eyes yet again, he reached over to grab the blanket and unceremoniously toss it onto Tex. âThere you go, lazybones.â
Tex happily relaxed under the blanket, finally drifting to sleep Iâm Churchâs lap. She liked sleeping next to Church. He was warm, and not too sweaty, and she felt safe when he was with her. He was perfect to fall asleep on after a long workout.
blackarmoredbitchâ:
âIâm not saying the project was good, Iâm just saying I was really productive.â She yawned. âAnd Iâm saving my vacation days for if I get shot or something.â She turned onto her side and curled up. Prime napping position.
Tex had a really weird definition of âproductive,â didnât she? âNo, see, thatâs medical leave. Vacation days are totally different. Not that I really know the fine details of mercenary benefits, but still.â
âVacation is when youâre not working. If you get hurt youâre not working. Boom. Instant vacation.â Tex was really starting to enter the sleepy zone. âGive me that blanket.â She said, gesturing to the one on the arm of the couch.

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blackarmoredbitchâ:
âI donât need breaks. During the project I trained and worked 16 hours a day, and I was fine.â She definitely wasnât fine, but instead of choosing to unpack that she threw away the whole suitcase. âIâm working way less now, so I definitely have no excuse to take breaks.â She was starting to get sleepy.
âYes, because the Project is a standard we should all be holding ourselves to.â Bad excuse, Tex. Zero out of ten. Just pass out already so Church can take a picture. âIâm pretty sure you have, like, a thousand vacation days saved up, though.â
âIâm not saying the project was good, Iâm just saying I was really productive.â She yawned. âAnd Iâm saving my vacation days for if I get shot or something.â She turned onto her side and curled up. Prime napping position.
Carolina tossed a guard like a ragdoll, stormed into the training room while it was off limits, demanded to speak to the director, called Tex his pet, and insisted she knew about Texâs âsecretâ. There was absolutely no way, at that exact moment, the Director wasnât like. This is it. She knows. Theyâre gonna kill me. Tex is going to tear my head off and Carolina is going to throw it on the ground like a football after a touchdown R.I.P Leonard Church farewell counselor say goodbye to my ass
blackarmoredbitchâ:
âI donât need breaks.â She relaxed as he ran his fingers through her hair. âIâm better than that.â A faint, pleased smile crept onto her face. She couldnât possibly take a nap here on the couch. There was so much to do and so little time. She was just too busy to take time for herself, but if she just happened to fall asleep with her head in Churchâs lap it would just be an accident, it wasnât being lazy or taking a break.
âRight.â Church gave her an incredulous look, even as he continued stroking her hair. âThatâs what they all say. I think youâre just too proud for your own good.â Not that he was one to judge.
âI donât need breaks. During the project I trained and worked 16 hours a day, and I was fine.â She definitely wasnât fine, but instead of choosing to unpack that she threw away the whole suitcase. âIâm working way less now, so I definitely have no excuse to take breaks.â She was starting to get sleepy.
Broke: Imma kick your ass
Woke: You are invited to join me on the
I didn't go all the way to Yorkshire for 72 notes
blackarmoredbitchâ:
âCleaning guns isnât a workout, so I donât need a cooldown. Itâs also incredibly important because equipment maintenance ensures the things donât misfire or get jammed. If I donât take care of my weapons it could get me killed.â She took these kinds of things very seriously, and with good reason. âPlus, itâs Kinda meditative.â She closed her eyes and stretched out, then took her hair tie out - a clear invitation for him to play with her hair until she fell asleep.
âYeah, but you said you needed to work your core. And while I absolutely love watching you do situps in a sports bra, I still think you need to cool off first.â
Oh no, not the hair. Well, now it was a mess, and he needed to fix it. Mostly by running his fingers through it. No other reason to do that, no sir.
âI donât need breaks.â She relaxed as he ran his fingers through her hair. âIâm better than that.â A faint, pleased smile crept onto her face. She couldnât possibly take a nap here on the couch. There was so much to do and so little time. She was just too busy to take time for herself, but if she just happened to fall asleep with her head in Churchâs lap it would just be an accident, it wasnât being lazy or taking a break.

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âReally? Again?â Church rolled his eyes, smirking. âYou didnât even shoot anything today, I think the guns can wait. And⌠well, donât you have to, like, cool down between workouts?â
âCleaning guns isnât a workout, so I donât need a cooldown. Itâs also incredibly important because equipment maintenance ensures the things donât misfire or get jammed. If I donât take care of my weapons it could get me killed.â She took these kinds of things very seriously, and with good reason. âPlus, itâs Kinda meditative.â She closed her eyes and stretched out, then took her hair tie out - a clear invitation for him to play with her hair until she fell asleep.