Iris Hawkes

My head's still confused, but I'm not...I'm not forgettin' stuff now. I think I'm actually rememberin' too much.

Hm. Well you can stay with us. Can you help Jack repair his forge? That would be it. Then settle in.

Yes, I can do that.

..Sure, giddy?

Sorry. That’s ah.. Australian slang, for dizzy.

Oh, uh no my name’s Marcie. Can I help you?

No?

[He's tall, but shorter than Allan and has short black hair and the characteristic grey eyes of a vampire. He shies away from the light, but he doesn't run.]

We can.

Daisy. She is my little sister.

Oh, that’s sweet! How old is she?

Turned when she was fourteen and it has been...one, two, three...six years. So she is twenty now.

I was turned when I was twenty. It is difficult not to look that age.

One hundred and eight.

Well, you look great for.. 108!

How long?

Sorry?

How long has it been a pack secret?

Uh, only a few months.

That is not her.

I do not trust easy. I am sorry.

Oh, uh yeah, no problem. I’m just a bit confused.

I had assumed you were lying.

Ahh.. uh no, I’m not.

You are not.

What grapevine?

Well, you were called Iris’s guard, and like you said, there’s.. not a lot of Russian vampires in America, so it’s not too hard to narrow it down.

Why have you not threatened me?

I'm not hungry. Your offer is kind though.

Do you want to be bitten again?

Oh, please do, sir bodyguard.

You are serious?

How’d you know my name?

Your name is stupid and self explanatory. That's how.

No. My mother was Jewish.

Me neither. Religious that is.

I see.

Was my blood good?

It was better than rat blood.

Oh, wow. Really putting me on a pedestal.

I am not a...connoisseur of blood. There is just human blood and animal blood. I had rat blood most recently before you, and human blood is better than rat blood so...

I’m just yanking your chain.

I do not have a chain...?

Sorry, uh.. it’s like a phrase. Means I’m just messing with you. Teasing?

Both are acceptable answers.

Have a favorite kind of anima blood?

Ox blood.

Interesting. What’s my blood taste like?

Salt and iron.

That's just how blood always tastes.

Oh, well I didn’t know that. Thank you for informing me.

You are strange. I don't know if I like that.

..Sure, giddy?

Sorry. That’s ah.. Australian slang, for dizzy.

Oh, uh no my name’s Marcie. Can I help you?

No?

[He's tall, but shorter than Allan and has short black hair and the characteristic grey eyes of a vampire. He shies away from the light, but he doesn't run.]

We can.

Daisy. She is my little sister.

Oh, that’s sweet! How old is she?

Turned when she was fourteen and it has been...one, two, three...six years. So she is twenty now.

I was turned when I was twenty. It is difficult not to look that age.

One hundred and eight.

Well, you look great for.. 108!

How long?

Sorry?

How long has it been a pack secret?

Uh, only a few months.

That is not her.

I do not trust easy. I am sorry.

Oh, uh yeah, no problem. I’m just a bit confused.

I had assumed you were lying.

Ahh.. uh no, I’m not.

You are not.

What grapevine?

Well, you were called Iris’s guard, and like you said, there’s.. not a lot of Russian vampires in America, so it’s not too hard to narrow it down.

Why have you not threatened me?

I'm not hungry. Your offer is kind though.

Do you want to be bitten again?

Oh, please do, sir bodyguard.

You are serious?

How’d you know my name?

Your name is stupid and self explanatory. That's how.

No. My mother was Jewish.

Me neither. Religious that is.

I see.

Was my blood good?

It was better than rat blood.

Oh, wow. Really putting me on a pedestal.

I am not a...connoisseur of blood. There is just human blood and animal blood. I had rat blood most recently before you, and human blood is better than rat blood so...

I’m just yanking your chain.

I do not have a chain...?

Sorry, uh.. it’s like a phrase. Means I’m just messing with you. Teasing?

Both are acceptable answers.

Have a favorite kind of anima blood?

Ox blood.

Interesting. What’s my blood taste like?

Salt and iron.

That's just how blood always tastes.

Oh, well I didn’t know that. Thank you for informing me.

You are strange. I don't know if I like that.

..Sure, giddy?

Sorry. That’s ah.. Australian slang, for dizzy.

Oh, uh no my name’s Marcie. Can I help you?

No?

[He's tall, but shorter than Allan and has short black hair and the characteristic grey eyes of a vampire. He shies away from the light, but he doesn't run.]

We can.

Daisy. She is my little sister.

Oh, that’s sweet! How old is she?

Turned when she was fourteen and it has been...one, two, three...six years. So she is twenty now.

I was turned when I was twenty. It is difficult not to look that age.

One hundred and eight.

Well, you look great for.. 108!

How long?

Sorry?

How long has it been a pack secret?

Uh, only a few months.

That is not her.

I do not trust easy. I am sorry.

Oh, uh yeah, no problem. I’m just a bit confused.

I had assumed you were lying.

Ahh.. uh no, I’m not.

You are not.

What grapevine?

Well, you were called Iris’s guard, and like you said, there’s.. not a lot of Russian vampires in America, so it’s not too hard to narrow it down.

Why have you not threatened me?

I'm not hungry. Your offer is kind though.

Do you want to be bitten again?

Oh, please do, sir bodyguard.

You are serious?

How’d you know my name?

Your name is stupid and self explanatory. That's how.

No. My mother was Jewish.

Me neither. Religious that is.

I see.

Was my blood good?

It was better than rat blood.

Oh, wow. Really putting me on a pedestal.

I am not a...connoisseur of blood. There is just human blood and animal blood. I had rat blood most recently before you, and human blood is better than rat blood so...

I’m just yanking your chain.

I do not have a chain...?

Sorry, uh.. it’s like a phrase. Means I’m just messing with you. Teasing?

Both are acceptable answers.

Have a favorite kind of anima blood?

Ox blood.

Interesting. What’s my blood taste like?

Salt and iron.

That's just how blood always tastes.

..Sure, giddy?

Sorry. That’s ah.. Australian slang, for dizzy.

Oh, uh no my name’s Marcie. Can I help you?

No?

[He's tall, but shorter than Allan and has short black hair and the characteristic grey eyes of a vampire. He shies away from the light, but he doesn't run.]

We can.

Daisy. She is my little sister.

Oh, that’s sweet! How old is she?

Turned when she was fourteen and it has been...one, two, three...six years. So she is twenty now.

I was turned when I was twenty. It is difficult not to look that age.

One hundred and eight.

Well, you look great for.. 108!

How long?

Sorry?

How long has it been a pack secret?

Uh, only a few months.

That is not her.

I do not trust easy. I am sorry.

Oh, uh yeah, no problem. I’m just a bit confused.

I had assumed you were lying.

Ahh.. uh no, I’m not.

You are not.

What grapevine?

Well, you were called Iris’s guard, and like you said, there’s.. not a lot of Russian vampires in America, so it’s not too hard to narrow it down.

Why have you not threatened me?

I'm not hungry. Your offer is kind though.

Do you want to be bitten again?

Oh, please do, sir bodyguard.

You are serious?

How’d you know my name?

Your name is stupid and self explanatory. That's how.

No. My mother was Jewish.

Me neither. Religious that is.

I see.

Was my blood good?

It was better than rat blood.

Oh, wow. Really putting me on a pedestal.

I am not a...connoisseur of blood. There is just human blood and animal blood. I had rat blood most recently before you, and human blood is better than rat blood so...

I’m just yanking your chain.

I do not have a chain...?

Sorry, uh.. it’s like a phrase. Means I’m just messing with you. Teasing?

Both are acceptable answers.

Have a favorite kind of anima blood?

Ox blood.

Interesting. What’s my blood taste like?

Salt and iron.

..Sure, giddy?

Sorry. That’s ah.. Australian slang, for dizzy.

Oh, uh no my name’s Marcie. Can I help you?

No?

[He's tall, but shorter than Allan and has short black hair and the characteristic grey eyes of a vampire. He shies away from the light, but he doesn't run.]

We can.

Daisy. She is my little sister.

Oh, that’s sweet! How old is she?

Turned when she was fourteen and it has been...one, two, three...six years. So she is twenty now.

I was turned when I was twenty. It is difficult not to look that age.

One hundred and eight.

Well, you look great for.. 108!

How long?

Sorry?

How long has it been a pack secret?

Uh, only a few months.

That is not her.

I do not trust easy. I am sorry.

Oh, uh yeah, no problem. I’m just a bit confused.

I had assumed you were lying.

Ahh.. uh no, I’m not.

You are not.

What grapevine?

Well, you were called Iris’s guard, and like you said, there’s.. not a lot of Russian vampires in America, so it’s not too hard to narrow it down.

Why have you not threatened me?

I'm not hungry. Your offer is kind though.

Do you want to be bitten again?

Oh, please do, sir bodyguard.

You are serious?

How’d you know my name?

Your name is stupid and self explanatory. That's how.

No. My mother was Jewish.

Me neither. Religious that is.

I see.

Was my blood good?

It was better than rat blood.

Oh, wow. Really putting me on a pedestal.

I am not a...connoisseur of blood. There is just human blood and animal blood. I had rat blood most recently before you, and human blood is better than rat blood so...

I’m just yanking your chain.

I do not have a chain...?

Sorry, uh.. it’s like a phrase. Means I’m just messing with you. Teasing?

Both are acceptable answers.

Have a favorite kind of anima blood?

Ox blood.

..Sure, giddy?

Sorry. That’s ah.. Australian slang, for dizzy.

Oh, uh no my name’s Marcie. Can I help you?

No?

[He's tall, but shorter than Allan and has short black hair and the characteristic grey eyes of a vampire. He shies away from the light, but he doesn't run.]

We can.

Daisy. She is my little sister.

Oh, that’s sweet! How old is she?

Turned when she was fourteen and it has been...one, two, three...six years. So she is twenty now.

I was turned when I was twenty. It is difficult not to look that age.

One hundred and eight.

Well, you look great for.. 108!

How long?

Sorry?

How long has it been a pack secret?

Uh, only a few months.

That is not her.

I do not trust easy. I am sorry.

Oh, uh yeah, no problem. I’m just a bit confused.

I had assumed you were lying.

Ahh.. uh no, I’m not.

You are not.

What grapevine?