- life is very long when you’re lonely

- it takes strength to be gentle and kind

- we’re all russian lesbians

cemetary gates: this is a callout post

this charming man: gayly pining over rich men gets you nowhere

there is a light that never goes out: kill yourself in traffic for the Drama Of It All

heaven knows i'm miserable now: too nice to live, too emo to die

please please please let me get what i want: nothing good ever happens to me ft. acoustic guitar

the boy with the thorn in his side: tsundere

what difference does it make?: love makes you blind, prejudice makes you blinder

hand in glove: Don't Talk To Me Or My Son Ever Again

panic: the arctic monkeys masturbate to this song

bigmouth strikes again: if donald trump had a conscience

stop me if you think you've heard this one before: alcoholism

i know it's over: Why Can't Everyone Be Nicer To Each Other

shoplifters of the world unite: play this in court after i'm caught stealing from sephora. it'll work. trust me

girlfriend in a coma: i laugh during sad movies to mask my internal pain and childhood trauma

last night i dreamt that somebody loved me: are you sure this isn't pink floyd

william, it was really nothing: i dislike your life choices and will judge them severely

I always knew I looked really good when my mum used to say, “Oh my god, what do you look like?!”