I’m drawing here

I’ve snapped because right now this bitch shame doesn’t let me read fanfiction or even articles or interviews on media I like because my better half is sleeping soundly in the same room after declaring that nothing of what I try to tell him about my hobbies really interests him. I actually figured, but still

I have nothing to entertain myself with right now, fucking fuck

I had to set all my other ideas aside because of my current steddie-Addams fixation. I was just doing my thing and my brain was randomly like ‘how’s Eddie gonna even get out of this insane Morticia dress if there’s a row of little buttons on the back? He might need some help’, so I dropped everything and went with the help.

They could dance some silly little tango while undressing one another from the costumes, I can see it so clearly.

So… @whimsicalwadewinstonwilson came up with this insanely fun idea of steddie dressed up as Morticia and Gomez for Halloween with Max as Wednesday and Dustin as Pugsley. In case it’s hard to recognise the rest, there is Nancy as Fester, Robin as Grandmama and Jonathan as Lurch here. This was so much fun to draw, I was truly blessed with this idea. I’m so obsessed with Morticia Eddie now, it’s unhealthy. And I feel like I’m not done with this yet.

Also, I think they bought Max’s doll from Erica to decapitate it, because it was cheaper then buying a new and nice one. Erica didn’t need it anyway, but they didn’t need to know that, because free movie renting for a month doesn’t come along every day (assuming Steve and Robin still have their jobs).

Also, I think Eddie made Thing out of papier mache (with Steve trying to help by distracting him from the task) because who else could make this? He’s gonna put it proudly on the shelf in the living room after the event, or keep it on the bedside table as a ring holder. He helped the girls with sewing costumes, too, because he can sew pretty well in my headcanon. They applied makeup together and swapped nail polish.

Also, girls couldn’t decide who should be dressing as Morticia, so Eddie heroically spared them from the impossible choice (Steve’s idea, but he put it as a joke initially, secretly feeling a little hot about it). Everyone agreed it’d be fun.

‘Ouch!’ Eddie jolts suddenly and sucks his index finger into his mouth. In a moment Steve is on his way to the bathroom.

‘No no no, not another bloody vest in this house!’ he exclaims.

‘Didn’t think you’d be afraid of a little blood so much,’ Eddie marvels around his finger.

Steve emerges from the bathroom with a first aid kit and unimpressed look on his face.

‘Really, Stevie, it’s just a little sting,’ Eddie’s voice is soft. ‘There isn’t actually blood there.’

‘You sure you don’t need a bandaid?’

‘I’m sure baby, don’t fuss,’ Eddie sighs. ‘You can just blow on it and say it’s gonna be fine. Or just… blow, you know,’ he smiles toothily.

‘Really Eddie? It’s been an hour,’ Steve mutters, incredulous.

Eddie just bats his lashes. God, Steve loves this dork.

Two hours later

E: Steve?

S:

E: Hey, STEVIE!

S: Ugh

E: Were you asleep?

S: Of course I wasn’t

E: What was I talking about then, pray tell me?

S: Dragons?

E: No

S: Why Bon Jovi is iconic?

E: Nope

S: Why Sir Stevion should be a thing in a new campaign?

E: I was actually telling you how cute you were in that yellow polo today, and how it accentuated your honey-like eye color

S: Shit. Sorry I was asleep

E: It’s ok babyboy. You just gave me some nice ideas for further conversation

S: Ok, I’m first now

(Eddie most definitely was talking about dragons)

I have a strong feeling that I’ve stolen the whole idea, and I don’t know where. Maybe you know? Please tell me!

Well, to the picture. They probably just started dating here, or maybe they’re dating for a while and are still grossly, madly in love. Who knows. I should know, but I do not, it’s up to you xD