mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (microwave)

they call me "mr. bad at explaining" because well. um. uhh. actually nevermind

Quick reminder that you don't need a solid sexuality! You can just be in love! Or not be in love! Or have a gender! Labels are a choice, not a requirement. All you need to do is be someone you like being! If labels help with that, great! But they are not required. You don't owe it to anyone, so don't feel pressured to choose labels if they aren't your thing!

the cdc now recommends that americans spit in each other's mouths sexual style at work after testing positive for covid

I need someone to hold me gently and it's getting critical

f1 isn't a real sport bc what do you mean alex's dash has blue screened, lewis' ass broke the seat, charles' brakes are nonexistent, half the cars are hanging by a thread and a red bull is 18 seconds ahead

can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

THEY’RE YOUR BROTHER??!!!?!!????!!!!!!

Yes, and I cannot tell you how glad I am that they didn't just send me that question at 8am like they would have pre-Tumblr. I used to wake up to this bullshit every day.

please do not ask me what my plans for the future are, im quite literally still not convinced that i am even a real person