-Just because we picked you up in the middle of the woods when you were a kid doesn't mean you can go around stealing children
-I just felt a power level bigger than....than ___'s losing streak!!
-You know, you guys are the reason I go to therapy
-Yes, ___, I'm a GREEN FUCKING DINOSAUR
-Damnit, why isn't screaming angrily making you cry less?!
-Aw, to hell with this, you're going to the time-out pod
-No, ___, I just LOVE to get naked when I'm around you
-So....Nudity makes you STRONGER on this planet!!
-We REALLY shouldn't be announcing our attack stratagies
-Note to self: Less talky more fighty
-High Fiii-EEE-eee!! ...uh....handsha--....thumbs u--....good job!
-Aha! Attacking an opponent roughly four times your strength in a one-on-one battle... a cunning strategy! ...wait, no, not cunning, what's the opposite of that?
-I'm not a goddamn Yoshi!
-I have to use my last technique....FULL NELSON!!
-___! after several hours of debating we've decided you might need our......ah crap
-Hate to tell ya, kid, but your dad's DEAD! ...actually I kind of like saying that. HAHA! YOU'RE DAD'S DEAD!
-What would you do if you were told that your husband was dead and your son were kidnapped by his worst enemy?
-I'd castrate the messenger in his sleep with a rusty carving knife!
-...You're a wordy little bastard, aren't you?
-NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRD!!!
-I figured to unleash your hidden potential I'd have to put you in immense physical danger ... so I'm going to throw you at that mountain
-Oh for god's sake, now he's just standing there, looking at the moon like a retarded puppy!
-This is gonna be a loooooong training session
-And not just ANY Mahogany; but Mahogany from the planet of Malchior 7, where the trees are 300 feet tall and breathe FIRE!! From these trees, this desk was forged 2,000 years ago, using ancient blood-rituals of the Malchior people! Not only does this make my desk nigh Indestructible, but it can bend the fabric of the universe itself!!! ....Also it's a very fine material. Very expensive.
-DODGE!!!!
-Pecking order!
-Yep, and once again, Wanted destruction has solved all of my problems with absolutely no negative repercussions!
-Are we there yet?
-I swear to god ___ I will shiv you
-I saw a bird. It was pretty. Kick it's ass.
-You're going to be my BITCH! I'm going to sell you for a ciggarette, but not before I violate you, because you're my BITCH!
-We're here because my partner is an idiot. Now that we've got introductions out of the way, I think I'll just kill you
-You're surrounded by my 13 elite--...dead guards
-And there you have it folks. That man is dead. Very, very dead. Cadaverific.
-Good effort, but I am the patty cake champion!
-I sunk their battleships, and their whales!
-It's his turn, ___, I have to wait for him
-Yes just...just an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity....
-Wow, didn't think you were that stupid, ___
-You know what, ___? On second thought, catch it. Catch it with your teeth.
-You-a-make-a-me-so-mad!
-Can you at least watch me kill the toddler?
-It's....1,006.
-He's gone! He's finally gone! I'm so happy right now! I might not even slaughter you all!
-Haha! Ha! Oho! Oh. Oh no; you're all thoroughly screwed
-Kaio-wha-
-Okay, consider yourself beef jerky while I'm filet mignon
-...I'm going to start Beating you now. I don't know when I'll stop.
-This...proves....nothing...!
-Yeah. I'm fan-fucking tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.
-I'm surrounded by idiots
-THAT'S IT! EVERYONE DIES!
-OF COURSE NOT! I'M FUCKING EVIL!!
-WHERE'S THE DAMN MOON?!
-I'm going to enjoy this far more than I should
-Now watch, ___, as your life becomes inconsequential, As I reveal my GIANT MONKEY....Form
-Don't care; Evil!
-You know, I thought I'd be angrier; or maybe I'm just so unbelievably enraged that I have come full circle
-You damaged me! You've insulted me beyond belief, but you still haven't taken my pride-- OW MY PRIDE--
-AH! MY EYE! WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE GODDAMN EYE?!
-Holy crap! So THIS is what being important feels like!]
-BOOYAH, MOTHERFUCKER
-ENJOY YOUR STAY IN HELL
-Oh, you have GOT to be kidding me! They're still alive?! Oh, to hell with it...
-OH THAT'S BULLSHIT! I haven't killed a damned thing since I got to this godforsaken planet! ...Not for lack of trying, mind you!
-Crushed and broken beneath an unconcious naked child...yep. I think I'm done here.
-I'm gonna sleep this off like a baaaad hangover
-I'm haunting you