shut up jennyfer.

what the genuine fuck are you talking about

its bad when the brony is the sensible one

That’s fair

I want to be really clear about something: Planned Parenthood has done more to prevent abortion than the pro-life movement ever has.

Yup, preventing abortion by giving abortions. Makes sense!

No you fucking crusty nutsack giving people the education and the tools to not become pregnant in the first fucking place

One of my Christian friends made a Facebook post about how PP gave her tons of resources when she was trying to get pregnant and people were actually genuinely shocked that they provided such resources; they had fully bought into the idea that PP is just an “abortion factory”. The misinformation that’s been spread about PP is unreal.

gosh it’s almost like Planned Parenthood will help you plan for parenthood

bro keep this between us but your vibes are luscious as fuck today

Ok but @ suggestion blogs why must you so painfully relate like what even you put my emotions into words for me

I have all of these plushies and pillows I have on my bed yet the only thing I wanna cuddle with is taken

do you ever just look at your own blog and think…. damn i’m a thirsty bitch

is it okay to smell every single candle when you’re in the candle section of a store? i’m asking for a friend. i’m kidding. i’m not asking for a friend. i was asking for me. and i actually don’t care if it’s okay. i’m going to do it anyway

breaking dawn book!bella is SO FUCKING FUNNY she just wants to Fuck !!!!! like she gets married so they can fuck! she literally begs edward (who cries for a week after they have sex for the first time its literally Canon) will let them have sex again!!! shes legit abt to die bc shes CARRYING A HUMAN VAMPIRE HYBRID and is still thinkin abt boning !!!!!!!!!!! then the second shes a vampire and she sees edward shes like ‘so….. we fuckin now right?’ and everyones like ‘bella ????????????????????? go drink some blood u dumb bitch?’ like Yes technically she has like really good self control for a newborn but thats just bc her special vampire power is being really fuckin horny for edward ://///// 

That’s just the Mormon courtship experience

do non americans know that sometimes you’ll just see lifelike human testicles hanging off the back of peoples trucks

non american here! i wish i didnt learn english