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me about to revamp this blog? yes i know i always come back years later and im sorry for being annoying but i do miss harley so much lol

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i might revive this blog soon so like this if we have a thread you want me to keep answering to ;__; also hmu for plotting stuff ALSO I have another two blogs, one for SERAH FARRON from FFXIII-2 @crystxlised AND ALLISON HARGREEVES from TUA @rvmovrhasit
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ANIMAL CROSSING SERIES SENTENCE STARTERS ;
80 starters. Sentences come from all the mainline Animal Crossing entries, and also includes quotes from the spin-off titles Happy Home Designer and Pocket Camp. Feel free to change words and pronouns as needed!
“Never underestimate the value of being just who you are. Life isn’t about being extreme all the time.”
“Sometimes, all it takes is a good friend to remind you of all the things you like about your life…”
“Ack! I lost! My hopes…smashed to bits like some kind of… I can’t even think of an appropriate analogy!”
“It’s a gross world. And I wanna rescue you from it.”
“No, I mean it. I had tacos for lunch. So enjoy the fresh air while you can.”
“But I did learn one thing from the experience. I’M STUPID!”
“Stick to chocolate and comic books. You’re too young for love anyway.”
“It’s always teatime somewhere.”
“You’re looking awful as ever. Who dresses you?”
“Sometimes I like to flush the toilet and just stare into the bowl. It’s kind of relaxing.”
“Please don’t question my driving or parking skills. You couldn’t begin to understand the level I’m on.”
“Did some new, totally rad Nintendo game come out?”
“You’re a little obsessive, aren’t you?”
“Sometimes I think I’d make a pretty darn good househusband. Who knew?”
“Oh, no… No matter how much time passes, I can’t forget him!”
“No matter where you live, one thing stands true… Life costs money.”
“Wait… You weren’t ACTUALLY trying to give me trash for my birthday, were you?”
“Okay, so don’t tell anyone because I’m not proud of this, but I was a little thirsty and kinda desperate.”
“I think I dropped my house key somewhere. That was my favorite key… It opened my house.”
“You filthy ogre! I hope you get stung by a thousand bees!”
“I just feel like life is all rainbows and flowers lately.”
“I’d tell you what I was dreaming about, but I’m not sure you can handle it. How old are you?”
“Um, I asked for something cool…and this is not it.”
“Even though you bug me sometimes, I don’t ever want to fight with you.”
“Rivers…are just fish roads.”
“_____?! What are you doing up?! It’s past your bedtime!”
“I’d offer you something to eat, but I don’t want to. Hey, it’s my house. Get your own food.”
“Explore all the things that make you happy now, and you’ll discover what you really want out of life later.”
“C’mon! Say something amazing! Treat me like a pretty princess!”
“If you ever need anything, anything at all, and I can do it without moving from this spot, just ask.”
“Shut up! You lookin’ for a fight? No? Then back off, buddy!”
“Hey, how about you letting me spend the night tonight?”
“Since I can’t cook, I just played Super Chef RPG IV for 24 hours…”
“You know what? I thought of you the other day, and it filled me with warm fuzzy feelings! For the record, I was also thinking about puppies, so you were in good company.”
“You can just forget about being friends with me!”
“It’s good to appreciate the times when you’ve got nowhere to be and nothing to do.”
“Yeah, exercise is totally hard and stuff. I think I’m gonna go take a nap and read a book or whatever.”
“Planning to do some post-midnight mischief? Yeah, me neither.”
“Do you need someone to share a snack with you? I’ll share a snack with you!”
“Ya ever just feel like cryin’? Me too!”
“We meet people, get to know them, and then they get up and leave us behind.”
“I don’t know if I told you this, but I’m allergic to bad vibes. When they’re nearby, I can’t help but… ACHOO! Oh, no! Bad vibes in the vicinity! This is not a drill!”
“Weeds are just flowers that no one thinks are pretty. That’s sort of depressing, isn’t it?”
“A joke for my birthday?! Nobody’s ever gotten me a joke before! The only thing is? This joke…IS NOT FUNNY! IT’S GARBAGE!”
“It’s kinda weird how being irresponsible with money can be rewarding, isn’t it?”
“You’re already mature for your age. My suggestion is to just be yourself. Don’t change to impress others.”
“I resolve to focus less on others and more on what really matters. ME!”
“Time to worry about an insignificant conversation that happened 15 years ago!”
“I used to be so focused. But now it’s like I just can’t…you know…do…stuff.”
“WHAT’S GOING ON?! THE RAGE! IT’S TAKING ME!”
“You are SO going to lose all of your friends if you keep acting like such a complete steakhead.”
“I’ve learned that you can’t get too connected to the people in your life.”
“I gotta admit, I really love that one show where all those people do the stuff and then something happens.”
“Just because two people are good friends doesn’t mean they’d make a good couple.”
“I was happy at first. But then I cried. And then it was kinda okay. But then I totally cried again.”
“The shortest route to getting something done is to just do it!”
“If you get scared, don’t hesitate to leap into my arms! I won’t be able to protect you in any way, but it might look cool.”
“NO ONE EVER UNDERSTANDS ME! I’M HUNGRY ALL THE TIME AND NO ONE CAAARES!”
“Whenever we talk, I feel like there’s a lot more going on inside you than you ever let anyone see.”
“Hi. I lost my voice. I was trying to be a heavy-metal singer. Instead of a pop star… I am SO not metal.”
“You’re just like a BABY! Waaah! Waah! WAAAAAAAH! Feed me! Feed me! I’m a wee baby!”
“Even the peppiest of people feel blue sometimes. It’s a sad fact of life.”
“Believe it or not, I feel like I’ve known you for a long time.”
“But I’m already pretty cute already… So, even cuter clothes might be…um…overkill.”
“After all, I’m beautiful, but I am also…deadly.”
“Even when I didn’t see you in real life, you made special guest appearances in my dreams!”
“You think my lips are cute? Why, do you want me to smooch you or something?”
“Wanna know something sad? There are some things about places you just don’t realize until you leave them.”
“If you don’t stop pushin’ me, I’ll be forced to break out the bicep canons!”
“I used to get taller on birthdays. Now I’m usually just wider.”
“I don’t like seeing you hurt, even if it’s just pretend… I can’t help that I care about you so much.”
“I’m terribly sorry, but nature is not always family friendly!”
“I’m soooooooo broke! Whaaaaaaa!”
“I guess I just went into fight or flight mode, you know? Only my “flight” is more like “cry.”
“Should we invent something? Destroy something? Invent something that destroys things?”
“Sometimes your heart tells you when you’re in love. Your tummy too. Both can sure make you sick.”
“You want another one? That seems a little greedy, don’t you think?”
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An onion a day keeps everyone away.”
“I really watched my…language…here today. I’m not usually quite so…you know, so polite.”
And remember that bad times…are just times that are bad.”

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so i’m looking for the previously @ultimatcgingc (nikki) ‘cause I miss her like crazy since I came back please if someone knows what her new blog is hit me up!! I miss her uwu
hey guys just a small lil PSA thing. trying to be non-aggro about this beucase i know a lot of people just don’t know. But the reason a lot of tumbr’s dash changes were made were for accessibility. a LOT OF PEOPLE on tumblr and in the tumblr rpc use screen readers or vision enhancing tools to read their dashboards (many who you don’t even know do it.) I get that many of us are frustrated over the dash looking different but it’s a small price to pay so that people with visiual impairments and other disabilities can read their dashboards and your blog. As nice as you can make photoshop and screenshot replies look, they’re actually kind of a slap in the face to those people, essentially removing their ability to access your blog/posts and putting it on them to make the potentially uncomfortable request of asking you to not do that for their replies. It stops screen readers from being able to read your text. And it also may make your replies unreadable to anyone using color changers on their dash to help with their vision. So please do consider not screenshotting/photoshopping your replies and posts for the sake of making the community more accessible to others. Please reblog this post even if it doesnt’ apply to you, even if it DOES apply to your friends and mutuals. I know a lot of people just aren’t aware that this is a thing so let’s make them aware and make the community a safer and more accessible place for everyone we can.
BUZZFEED UNSOLVED SENTENCE STARTERS I — quotes pulled from the youtube series hosted by ryan bergara and shane madej. feel free to make alterations.
i’m gonna be so pissed off if we die.
that sounds like a bad idea, and i love it.
if you’re gonna kill a bunch of people, you might as well have some fun with it.
this is what happens when people don’t have hobbies.
did you just call the demon a motherfucker?
i got a life-changing thing to tell you here.
we’re friends. it’s a friendship.
there’s something weird going on in this little town.
i’m about to die for the internet.
enough of you being a phony and a liar.
keep in mind we have to spend the night here.
this place is a living nightmare.
i was doing some heteronormative bullshit!
well, i think we can never show our faces here ever again.
doesn’t that sound great? wouldn’t’ you like to be haunted by me?
i’m gonna serve you up a fresh truth pancake.
maybe it’s about to get a whole lot weirder.
you’re my friend! i would be concerned if you disappeared!
i’m not gonna let you goad me into this, i know what you’re trying to do.
give me a heads up if you start to feel murderous.
can you just look a little bit worried?
i’m starting to think you want to die.
any extra time with you is a punishment.
you seem to be well-versed in the arts of sexual deviance.
sexiness is relative, motherfucker!
i’d say about half of it i don’t remember doing.
did you just wink at me?
we’re just two guys sitting in a tub.
i got so distracted by the tongue thing.
my fucking heart almost exploded, dude.
don’t just claim i killed jfk.
you know how much of a pyschopath you have to be to enjoy that?
your unrelenting skepticism is exhausting.
i’m not trying to do that whole dismissive thing, but i’m dismissing it.
this has been a huge waste of time.
plotted with @thesetales
Out of all the things Harley thought she would be doing a Thursday morning, divorcing wasn’t her ideal plan. Honestly, marrying the Joker in an impulse out of fear of him leaving her hadn’t been her best idea. But well, she wasn’t KNOWN to make good decisions. At least she was in her right mind now, walking to the Court dressed in her regular clothes ready to be Harleen Quinzel again. Well, she might change her name to Harley Quinn legally. She stopped at the door and light up a cigarette. She didn’t smoke regularly, only when she felt she needed to stop time for a couple of minutes. When she was smoking, those three minutes until she threw it away, the world froze around her, time slowled down and her mind was sharper than ever. What she didn’t expect would happen in her healing time was a car flying through the air. Luckily, it was flying in the opposite direction of her, so she just looked at the crash, not able to take her eyes away. She threw her cigarette to the floor, stomped on it with a frown, and decided to at least find out why this had happened. She didn’t have to look hard, because another car got off track and collided with the building in front of her. What was happening? Why this chaos? Screams started to echo, and suddenly it happened. She saw what everyone was seeing, she saw why the screams were so frightned. It was a woman, her head was almost falling off her shoulders, only held back by a little bit of neck skin. It was disgusting, but the most disgusting thing was the way she was moving. Yes, moving, towards her. Zombies?! Holy fucking shit. The time that had slowled down crashed over her, and she ran as fast as she could inside the Court building. Another person would start announcing the news, but Harley just wanted to hide until she knew more about the situation. Was this really going to happen? Harley had never prepared for a zombie apocalypse because she thought it was impossible. She thought she had seen it all. She got into an empty room, the first one she could find. It was some kind of office, with two desks and books everywhere. She figured it might be a lawyer’s office. Looking around of the best hiding place, Harley decided to hide under a desk for a couple of minutes. She didn’t know why she was acting this scared, but something was telling her to be smart. Suddenly, the door opened, and thinking it was a zombie coming for her, Harley came out of the desk shouting. “ GO AWAY FUCKING ZOMBIE. ” she took a step back, arms raised up in a fighting position and eyes closed, avoiding the awful zombie. But... when she didn’t hear any zombie noises, she opened her eyes and saw a woman. A normal, and alive, woman. “ I’m... so sorry. ”

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not vibying with this Punchline :/
like honestly i would love the design but this whole “making her fight with Harley over the Joker”... i don’t like. It’s pitying women against each other over a toxic relationship and making them seem stupid and catty.
not vibying with this Punchline :/
&&RED;;
“Who do you think?” I smiled before my lips created shape of O as she just opened the door. With a key. You hearing this? The prisoner just opened her cell with a key. Am I loosing my mind here? “That was easy.”
“I have nothing against hell raising. God knows this shithole deserves it.“ I’ve grinned. Plus, nowhere in my job description it was prohibited to completely wreck this place. Actually, now that I am thinking about it, we’ll probably make the place a favour. They could collect their insurance and stuff. “After you.”
“ P U D D I N ’ ? Did my Puddin’ send you!? ” she jumped excitedly while going outside of the cage, still a little dizzy from the sedatives that remained in her system. “ I knew he wouldn’t leave me behind! ” she was already daydreaming about seeing him again... Oh, Mr J. He was a gentleman. “ I got the key from a dirty guard that wanted to put his hands on me. I was lucky that day, I got to put a man to sleep and the key! These people are not careful enough... ” with a thoughtful expression, she turned to face Deadpool head on. “ Yes, we should wreck this place, but... Where are we going after? Did Puddin’ tell you where to take me? Or... Do I just... Go alone...?” You could tell Harley was scared of the answer. What if Mr J. had only bailed her out so she wouldn’t speak about him? What if he didn’t wanna see her again? What if she was alone, forever, with only Red by her side? And not even by her side, because she knew that the thing that tied them together... it was money.
. mutuals call .
I’m leaving for a day or two but I reaaaaally wanna write so please hit that like button if you wanna plot/a random starter/or for me to send you a meme
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&&BABY ROBYN;
Tim’s throat was burning. How could it be so dry when he had barely spoken at all? But then, a lot of time could have passed, he wasn’t really sure anymore. It could have been a couple of hours or a couple of days. Not longer than three or he’d feel much worse. Obviously, he hadn’t given any of the information Harley wanted. Instead he had given her snappy and sarcastic jokes and remarks.
The teen’s gaze went to the cup of water. He wanted it so badly, but he knew that it was just beyond his reach. Since he was bound, his reach was limited and according to his calculation, the cup was just about half an inch away from what he could reach and he would not give Harley the pleasure of him making a fool of himself by trying to grab something he couldn’t reach.
“Growing tired of talking to me already?” he asked, his voice a bit hoarse, and met the woman’s gaze.
Harley wasn’t really sure about this. The kid was clearly struggling, thirtsy, hungry... But he still wouldn’t budge in front of her. She felt a little bad, they didn’t need information from him so why were they doing this? She was just following Mr J’s orders, but this time she felt something was wrong. Maybe it was his face, dirty and bloody, but still looking at her with a fierce look. With a soft smile, Harley answered him. “ I’m not tired, honey. Bet you’re tired enough for both of us, so just drink the water for now. ” she was teasing him, just like Joker had asked her to do. But... she knew the kid could see in her face she wasn’t enjoying this, she wasn’t like this. He was so small... A couple of minutes in silence happened while Harley looked around to see if they were truly alone. Once she had turned off all the cameras, she put the water even closer to the boy, this time at his reach. “ I’ll tell him I drank it in front of you to torture you, so be fast. ”
&&THE JOKER;;
Her smile incited a Cheshire grin. At least this one had a sense of humour, or perhaps she just understood to be polite when another laughed. Joker took a deep breath, inhaling through his mouth and letting out a lilting sigh. He had to admit - she intrigued him. She managed to get a meeting with him despite his strict no-visitors rule, and she wanted to break him out at the expense of shedding her shackles. This was certainly not how he’d thought his day would go.
“I am a clown. I’ll always be a clown. This city doesn’t need a martyr. It needs people who know to have a good laugh at the absurdity and the bullshit.” He swayed gently in his seat. He had trouble staying still these days, and he couldn’t tell whether it was the drugs or the fact that he didn’t bother trying to subdue himself anymore.
“You can do whatever you want, darling. No one is stopping you.” Joker looked around at the barren room. “Freedom isn’t given. You have to take it for yourself. If you want to break me out, go ahead. If you want to stick around once I’m out of here, do that. As a clown, it’s not my job to keep you from what makes you happy. In fact, that’s the last thing I want.”
Gaze shifting back to the blondie before him, Joker leaned forward, hands clasped atop the table. “I bring laughter and joy to the people, no matter what it takes.” He smiled, serenity in his eyes. “It just so happens they want blood. I’m not the one who made that choice. I shot Murray for me, for a good joke. It’s the people that gave meaning to what I did.”
Harley laid back in her chair, across the table from him. Biting her lip, she started taking in his words. That was her only fixation, biting her lip until it bled when she had something important to think about. He was right, of course. She could be FREE by herself, and nobody was stopping her. But she didn’t have the strenght to do it alone, she realised. Thankfully, he had weirdly agreed to her plan, even if he kept insisting about the wrong reasons. She smiled, but this time it felt innocent again. Like the way she used to smile as a child. “ Okay. ” she wasn’t as talkative as she usually was, but the plan was suddenly taking shape in her head. She could see the glorious day the Joker would return to Gotham, to be its King, or its Clown, or just a man. She would be proud no matter whatever he chose. “ I’ll come over next week, then. We could talk more, if you wish to know more about me. I know I want to know more about you. ” she moved forward again, looking into his eyes for the first time. She had been avoiding looking directly at him, feeling intimidated. But something had changed in her, and she had a goal now. “ And if you want to make me happy... Don’t mess anyone up until I come, we don’t want you to be put in solitary. Maybe you don’t want to be a martyr, maybe you don’t care about what meaning the people have given you. But I can tell you can give them strenght, so be strong yourself. ”