THΣ IΠSΔIΠ ΔQUΔRIUS

Okay, so I read that the planet Uranus is the “higher up” of mercury. I didn’t really understand but now I think I do and I came up with very interesting ideas.

Mercury controls how humans think and communicate. It’s how and what we choose to learn, read, and write.

Enter: Erin, 19 Capricorn.

Friday, August 30th 10:38 pm

After a week of over time and constantly taking orders Erin had, HAD it. She was at her boiling point and a relaxing weekend was well over due. She wanted one thing and one thing only, the calming bliss of intoxicating cannabis…but there was one problem…where’d she get it? All her life she played by the rules, she’s always been a good girl but today she needed to break loose!

*Lana’s phone rings.*

Lana: Hello?

Erin: hi, er Lana?

Lana: hey, girl. What’s up?

Erin: Um, Er, I was wondering if you wanted to hang out tonight?

Lana: yeah, you wanna smoke?

Erin: YES! *she nervously clears her throat embarrassed at her own eagerness* yes.

Lana: alright I’m headed home.

Erin: I’ll meet you there!

*Outside Lana’s apartment in Erin’s shiny pure white ford c-max*

Lana: so pick a pipe. *Lana reaches into the deep pockets of her loose fitting harem pants and produces four pipes*

Erin: what? Woah! Is that a tiny elephant?

*Lana jumps at the shock of Erin’s sudden excitement*

Lana: yes it is. I have so many that; as I was cleaning my room earlier, I just stuffing the ones I saw lain around my room in my pocket until I found the one I wanted.

*Lana pulls out a 9 inch golden metal pipe, covered in multicolored rhinestones. A gaudy piece indeed*

Erin: What. Is. That.

Lana: a metal pipe. Wanna smoke outta this?

Erin: oh my god. This is nuts. This is really crazy.

Lana: really? How?

Erin: I mean, first of all we’re smoking in broad daylight, and it’s a metal pipe covered in colorful gems!!!

Lana: … it’s almost eleven o'cloc-…yeah, I love this pipe.

*Lana giggles to herself as she packs the bowl listening to Erin as she continues to flip. What the hell? Was this get first time or something?*

Lana: you have pretty hands. ooo!!! *she reaches for her phone and opens snap chat*

Erin: Thanks… Er, what are you doing?

Lana: taking a picture. I like snapchat’s quick filters.

Erin: NO! LANA, YOU CAN’T TAKE A PICTURE! WHAT IF I KNOW PEOPLE WHO FOLLOW YOU?

Lana: *burst in a painful fit of laughter* oh, please. We do not know the same people. And besides its just your hands, see.

*Lana holds up her hot pink phone screen at Erin’s face, to reveal the image she’d quickly captured amid Erin’s tangent…it’s beautiful.

Erin: Woooow can you send me that?

*Upon seeing the picture Erin was actually flattered Lana noticed such meticulous detail about her…WTF, WAS LANA GAY??? She shifts nervously in her seat, now, feeling like she’s sitting way to close for comfort*

Erin: wanna go get something to eat?

Lana: thought you’d never ask.

Erin: Lana?

Lana: yes?

Erin: you’re a real hippy.

Lana: …*sigh* I know.

Very Special Quartz Cluster ✨🌿

Angel Aura ✨🌈🌿

*use venus but check moon as well*

Aries Venus: love me back but don’t chase me lol it’s my job to chase you duh…I’m going to make it obvious what I want. don’t overcomplicate things, love is simple. let’s make it fast. let’s jump into it. let’s make it exciting!!! it’s like a game and I’m going to win you

Taurus Venus: love me by staying the same. please. be there for me. be someone I can count on. be patient. feed me!!!! I like that. give me things!!!! I like that too. okay, okay, fINE I might want to possess you wHOOPS…just don’t push me or…bye

Gemini Venus: wait wait do I like you or do I like this other person????? or that person??? wait wait I’m just going to not think about it oooooh I’m curious about you now idk we can be together for today if you want but it’s chill!!! talk to me!!!! let’s just have fun!!! let’s not label this that’s so serious and boring!!! you can change, I can change, and I mean it’s cool if we want to also date 3 other people too lol like no biggie, it’s vARIETY haha just don’t pin me down or get too deep otherwise I’ll be out the door in 0.03 seconds

Cancer Venus: love me!!!!!!!! I’m so lonely!!!!! :((((( I just want you to be soft and hold me and tell me you’re committed and that you love me!!!!! I need to hear that because I feel like no one loves me ever :’( I want to stay at home and cuddle with you and you can tell me all of the things you’re feeling <3 and maybe I’ll smother you a little haha but dON’T LEAVE PLEASE

Leo Venus: love me back and I’ll show you how much I love you!!! like, all the time!!!! if I love you, know that it’s a compliment because I only settle for the best. you’re all I’m going to brag uM I MEAN talk about!!! if you make me the center of your world, I’ll make you the center of mine!!! we can have fun, all I need is attention and validation jUST A LIL BIT BE PREPARED and I’m the king/queen here so tell me I’m wonderful and amazing because I don’t hear that enough :/ if I don’t take pride in our relationship, see ya. that means you didn’t dESERVE ME

Virgo Venus: love me by letting me help you!! okay oKAY I’M A LIL INSECURE but I’ll do things for you!!!! I’ll make you feel loved without all of that sentimental lovey stuff - we don’t need that! my one flaw is that I see all of the flaws in our relationship and you - and want to fix them!!! and…nagging…sometimes…but just to make you better!! I just want things to be simple and practical!!! nOTHING BIG NOTHING TOO INTENSE THAT’S SCARY I MIGHT FREAK OUT AND LEAVE

Libra Venus: haha you can love me if you want to ;) but I mean only if you want to…like…I’m not trying to force anything here lol!!!! we can be in love…and have a beautiful pure relationship where we sHARE everything <3 and make everything look like we’re perfect :) I’m into equality :) um like don’t freak out but sometimes I’m just trying to be nice and it turns into flirting bUT IT’S OK…I know it’s weird but I really don’t like people who are too pushy I just want someone who’s going to be polite and nice :)))))) so if you’re not that I mean I’ll still be nice to you but just I might not want to be with you idk we’ll see AHHHH decisions are hard for me in relationships!!!!

Scorpio Venus: I’ll love you if you can handle me. I would say I don’t open up easily in love, but then that would be opening up to you. and I can’t do that. what I can do is be in control. I know how to handle this. oh, I’ll commit, it’s just not everyone knows how to figure me out. and I won’t stop until I find someone who’s willing to go deep with me. and I might stare at you for extended periods of time. you call it obsession, I call it intensity.

Sagittarius Venus: we can be in love if you show me the world!!!!! let’s grow!!!!! and expand our horizons!!!!! and laugh!!!!!! and have FUN!!!!! lot’s of FUN!!!!! oooooooohhhhhhh and if you’re foreign then I’ll REALLY like you!!!!!!!! wooooooooo love is an adventure!!!!!!!!!!!!! the only time I’ll leave is if I feel like you’re dragging down my free spirit!!!!!! I’ll find someone who’s more interesting and cultured than you are on my next expedition!!!

Capricorn Venus: okay. we can be in love but first I have to have a plan. I like plans. and feeling competent in love. I like seeing what I want and going for it. nothing crazy or overly gooey. nope. can’t do that. I just need someone who’s going to help me succeed. I’m cautious, but only because I don’t want you to waste my time that I could be using to be better and work harder. I’m always looking ahead, and I need someone to be there with me. let’s put effort into this and make it long-term. if you’re not willing to, then I will turn stone cold.

Aquarius Venus: I would say we could be in love but let’s not call it love!!! let’s call it whatever!!!! something we can’t label!!!! let’s mix it up because this world is so dull without us!!!! um…what’s attachment??? could you explain that word to me, please??? all I know is that we can be friends, you know??? and I’ll choose the terms, okay?? haha let’s be intellectual that’s pretty cool there’s no attachment there I know that and um sorry but eW FEELINGS lol not in a rELATIONSHIP if you want to bring that stuff up I’m not right for you I guess :/ find someone more boring

ARIES: Quick but Passionate Kisses

TAURUS: Long Kisses

GEMINI: Playful Kisses

CANCER: Tender Kisses

LEO: Intense Kisses

VIRGO: French Kisses

LIBRA: Eyes to Eyes Kisses

SCORPIO: Wild Kisses

SAGITTARIUS: Spontaneous Kisses

CAPRICORN: Deep Kisses

AQUARIUS: Teasing Kisses

PISCES: Awkward Kisses