howdy

when someone asks me about my best friend

note to my future partner: unexplained phenomena themed wedding. save the date says CONFIRMED with a grainy photo of us, each in the classic bigfoot pose, holding hands

i got introduced to this girl who’s an art major in college and while we were talking she told me that true artists suffer for their art and i asked her if she suffers for her art and she kind of sat there for a second and then she was just like “one time i couldn’t draw two eyes similar enough to each other so i curled up on the floor and cried for like fifteen minutes”

why would u eat healthy?????? to live longer ????..??? .all im hearing are two negatives.

What if Mike was short for Micycle

every now and then theres a text post that gets stuck in my damn head. here it is. im never going to be free of micycle

u kno wat fuck college

Imma still go tho imma still go

tfw you have Way Too Many Tabs open but you also can’t close any tabs bc you Need Them and if you close them you’ll forget about them so you’ll get to them… eventually.

*a single snowflake falls on the ground* shit man no school tomorrow

people w words like cool friendly nice friend buddy guy etc in their URL I automatically trust u

whats your credit card number

shout out. just in general. im just shouting