Slow slow brainrot

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

when i was a kid i was so mad all the time bc i thought someday i'd have to be somebody's wife i didn't know it was optional. is everybody reminding the young girls in their lives that it's optional.

I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective 

According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.

I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…

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OOPS TOO DEEP

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

That German shorthair pointer is sure pointing.

I Love germans "Da ist hopfen und malz verloren" like man we cant even make beer out of that guy