yum

23iamtryingmybest: Kicking things off, you’re spicy like an exotic vegetable soup. Great appetiser; my taste buds are all warmed up now.

better-with-dragons: Refreshing and cool; smooth texture that really slips down your throat. No, hang on, I accidentally swallowed. Oh no.

bug-on-the-floor: Hang on, give me a minute… *sips water* yeah, nice and savoury with sweet hints. Not too hard, not too soft. Top-tier snack here.

cardnompfs: Smells like fresh linen or something, but the taste is better. Warm and comfortable mouth feeling. 

cursedexbf: Bitter and weirdly metallic. Doesn’t taste like you should be edible, but there you go.

fruitydraws: Very sweet and juicy! A great palate cleanser. I think I’ll savour you a bit longer– oops.

glassmice-blog1: Okay, I promise I won’t swallow anyone else. You’re actually almost tasteless, but the little hints I’m getting go well. There’s nothing wrong with mildness.

gulo-gulottun: Similarly to the last one, you’re like a little pick-n’-mix of some other tastes; it’s hard to make any out individually. It’s like a big mouthful of jelly beans.

ineedtherapyrn224: Mysterious, almost like licorice or aniseed but a little more appetising (at least to me).

jackthenibbler: Soft like a muffin, and a weird fruity taste alongside it. I can’t quite tell exactly what fruit, but it’s nice.

lemonblackberrytart: A lemon blackberry tart, obviously. Tangy and strong. Tarts were never my favourite pastry, but friends always taste better.

nightmarevore: Cool again, and I’m picking up some of that metallicness from earlier.

nomminmothdragon: Creamy and vanilla-ish. (I know you didn’t technically reblog the post, but I wanted to include you anyway, and it was worth it; you’re delicious.)

nompunhere: Tangy again, kinda like sour candy, and… new car smell? Iunno, that’s just what I’m picking up.

novorehere: Sweet and fluffy, very tasty indeed… aargh… CAN’T RESIST… MUST SWALLOW–

owo-vore-time: Savoury with a soft and familiar texture. Faint scent of pizza rolls.

roseytoesy: Turkish delight (the original one, like Narnia), but milder. Definitely an esoteric taste.

saltedgutz: Fresh and minty, and tickly like hard candy. Hey, stop wriggling so much.

standusermoment: Mildly sour like blueberries. Very piquant.

tinystarwatch: A nice cup of Earl Grey. 

toothsome-troodont: A little bland, but that’s to be expected from a new blog. Faint fruitiness.

totallyvore: Crispy and a little chalky to finish off.