spam is ham that didnt pass its physical

newsies where everything is the same but “write it in ink or in blood it’s the same either way, they’re gonna damn well pay” is Davey’s line

every alice by heart character is transgender

except angus. fuck angus

ok so like it absolutely makes sense that the squip was all like “you have to ditch Michael” just from a popularity standpoint but like also imagine that you’re an extremely powerful supercomputer with exactly one weakness that is all but impossible to track down because it’s literally a discontinued soda from over a decade ago who does that only to wake up and realize that the closest person to your host is exactly that enigmatic person and is literally doing it as you speak and like yeah I too would be like oh shit!!