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apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

Gripping you by the shoulders. Tumblr please everyone needs to get more into roller derby. If yall thought hockey was great you’re going to love roller derby. PLEASE.

April Fools day here is always funny because my dash is full of “here’s a Rick roll but it’s actually a different song” “here’s ‘do you love the color of the sky’ just kidding! It’s not the full long post!” “Here’s a drawing I made of a kitty! Just kidding! It’s two kitties and they’re best friends” and we do this unironically and completely ignoring the blood lust we all experience every year just two weeks prior

(For those not familiar with it, the middle logo is for DownDetector.)

If I wasn’t so sleepy you’d all be soo fucked

reblog if its okay for people to send you $5,000 dollars with no strings attached

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

where do people get energy from