Bitches in the Kitchen

Bomb Diggity Chicken Stir Fry Awww Yissss

Ingredients (Served 4): 

Olive Oil

Garlic

Salt/Pepper

2 Chicken Boobs

Veggies (we used Baby Carrots, Broccoli, "Broccoli Slaw" (whatever the fuck that is), and Snow Peas. But whatever you've got will surely be delicious)

Some sort of Sauce, we used Soyaki sauce from Trader Joes and it was dope. Would recommend. 

Rice, brown or white

Process

Cut up your chicken and veggies to bite sized pieces. 

Salt and Pepper your chicken to not taste of ass. 

Saute garlic and oil in pan(s) (we have no wok :( so we used two. Using two pans is also useful if you have vegetarian friends/relatives who you want to cook for. But you do you.)

Begin cooking carrots and broccoli in one pan and chicken in the other. 

Cook chicken until safe to eat (no pink). 

Continue cooking vegetables for about five minutes, and then add snow peas and broccoli slaw. 

When all the veggies are cooked to your liking (we like them a little crunchy) add your sauce of choice. 

Also add sauce to your chicken now. Important. 

Serve over rice. (We used microwave rice because we already made this stir fry and who has time for real rice? NOT US.)

Fucking Dinner. Impress your friends. 

Spinach, Sausage and Cheese Scramble

Ingredients

Minced Garlic

Olive Oil

Eggs

Bag of Baby Spinach

Sausage (we used chicken spinach sausage, but whatever you want is fine, you are the maker of your own destiny)

Cheese (we used mozzarella but whatever you have is chill)

Salt/Pepper

Avocado (optional)

Cilantro (optional for garnish)

Process

Saute garlic and olive oil on medium heat. Add sausage, cook the sausage until brown, set aside. 

Saute more garlic and oil, then add a bunch of spinach. However much you want but keep in mind it cooks down a lot. 

Once the spinach has cooked down add the sausage back into that pan. 

Scramble your eggs together, use as many eggs as you have people (a good rule of thumb is 2 eggs per person but you do you). 

As eggs cook be sure to scrape the pan and flip them. 

Once eggs look almost edible add cheese. A lot of cheese. Cheese is delicious. 

Mix together and turn off the heat. 

Serve to your friends. Let them add cilantro, and avocado, and salt and pepper as they see fit.

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