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Hey everyone…

We know it’s been a long time—about a year, actually and we’re really sorry for just disappearing like that. Life got hectic in ways we didn’t expect, and somewhere along the way this blog slipped through the cracks more than we ever intended.

That said, we’ve been doing a lot of thinking during our time away, and we’ve decided to make a bit of a fresh start here.

We won’t be returning to writing for the same characters as before. As much as we loved them, we’re no longer feeling inspired to continue in that space. Instead, we’re going to be branching out into something new, specifically, horror characters 👁️

We’re really excited about this shift and the stories we’ll be able to tell going forward. If you’re into darker themes, unsettling vibes, and all things horror, we hope you’ll stick around for what’s next.

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Idk if it’s confusing but the things where you go

• Patrick would lose his MIND

• 100% would blah blah blah

Those things lmao

MY GOD THIS REQUEST IS FROM January 7th, 2022, 12:54 AM. WE"RE SO SORRY. You probably don't care about this by this point but we thought we'd do it anyways.

How the members of Bowers' gang would react to a clingy S/O with daddy issues who likes to grab onto their arm while they're talking to someone or doing something:

Henry Bowers

At first, Henry might find it a bit annoying, especially when he's trying to maintain his tough image. He might pull away or snap at her.

Over time, Henry starts to understand her need for affection and reassurance. He'd begrudgingly let her cling to him, especially if no one important is watching.

Henry would become extremely protective. If anyone makes a comment about her being clingy, they'd better watch out.

In private, Henry would be a lot more understanding and might even hold her close, though he'd never admit to enjoying the affection.

Victor "Vic" Criss

Vic is probably the most understanding of the group. He'd immediately pick up on her need for comfort and be accommodating.

He'd gently reassure her, telling her it's okay to hold onto him whenever she needs to. Vic has a soft spot for her vulnerabilities.

Unlike Henry, Vic wouldn't mind showing affection in front of others. He'd wrap an arm around her and make her feel safe.

Vic would be the one she'd turn to when she needs to talk about her issues. He's a good listener and offers comforting advice.

Belch Huggins

Belch might be a bit confused at first about why she's so clingy but wouldn't mind it too much.

He's pretty laid-back, so he'd just go with the flow. If she wants to hold onto his arm, that's fine by him.

He'd make lighthearted jokes to try and make her smile, easing any tension she might feel.

Belch would become protective if anyone made her uncomfortable about her clinginess. He'd stand up for her without hesitation.

Patrick Hockstetter

Patrick might find her clinginess annoying at first, but it would also intrigue him. He'd be curious about her need for affection.

Patrick might exploit her daddy issues and clinginess to manipulate her, but over time, he could develop a strange sense of protectiveness.

He'd become possessive, not wanting anyone else to be the object of her affection. He'd insist that she only clings to him.

here's her description!!

-long brown hair with highlights

-green eyes

-she loves listening to music and messing around with fire

-she collects lighters and loves her dog more than anything

-she loves horror films and exploring the woods

-she's pretty quiet when she doesn't know someone well, but she opens up pretty quickly when she does

thank you, I hope you never have writers block! 🙏

Hi! We hope your friend enjoys it!!

We ship you with...Patrick Hockstetter!!

Patrick’s fascination with fire and destruction could align with your interest in messing around with fire and collecting lighters. This shared interest could lead to many shared activities, such as creating small controlled fires while listening to your favorite music, which could be a bonding experience.

Your collection of unique lighters could intrigue Patrick, and he might even start contributing to your collection, finding unique and rare lighters that fit your personality and interests.

Patrick, with his adventurous and often boundary-pushing personality, would likely be a willing and enthusiastic partner (for the wrong reasons) in exploring the woods. Together, you could discover hidden trails, abandoned places, and secret spots that become your own personal escapes from the world. (He'd try to find bodies..)

Your love for exploration and horror films could translate into planning exciting and sometimes spooky night-time adventures in the woods, where you could tell ghost stories or recreate scenes from your favorite horror movies (for the love of god, do not go into the woods with Patrick at night)

Listen..we are all aware of Patrick's history with animals. Now that being said there's a 50% chance Patrick would not fuck with your dog...but just to be safe please don't leave your dog alone with him.

Your deep love for your dog could influence Patrick..but not in a good way. Patrick is very possessive. He doesn't like your giving all of your attention to some dog?? He'd go out of his way to keep you away from your dog so you can focus on only him.

With your long brown hair with highlights and green eyes, you bring a distinct and vibrant visual contrast to the more rugged and understated look of Patrick. This visual dynamic can symbolize the blending of your different yet complementary worlds.

Your mutual love for horror films could lead to many movie nights where you introduce Patrick to classic and new horror movies. These experiences could either be perfect for your relationship..or absolutely terrible. If he sees even a fucking flinch from you during a movie..he's using it to his advantage. You two would develop inside jokes between the two of you.

Spending time listening to music while messing around with fire in a safe and controlled manner could become a regular bonding activity. (Please do not let Patrick be in charge of the fires) Sharing your favorite songs and discovering new music together could deepen your connection.

-Dresses Gothic/alternatively (sometimes masc sometimes fem)

-Hair is mainly black yet and has white ends

-I got sharp bangs that are black

-I have freckles down my arms and face and everywhere else

-I'm pale yet luckily I got rosy cheeks

-Dark blue eyes (they look black sometimes)

-I'm around like 5'5 ft

-I weigh 120 lbs/54 kg

-I'm quiet usually

-Yet I try to be whitty and make people laugh(mostly friends)

-I'm fast like rlly fast

-I wear tons of rings , necklaces and stuff (all silver)

-I sometimes have no filter and talk about dark stuff

-I have an HEAVY soft spot and passion for flowers(My favorites are posionous as hell though)

-Phacelia minor however is the only favorite I have that isn't really toxic.

-I'm into gardening and stuff

-I smoke sometimes too-

-Death and how people die also really fascinates me

-That's all, do what you can with that info.

I ship you with Victor 'Vic' Criss!!

Your Gothic/alternative fashion, with a mix of masculine and feminine elements, sets you apart from the gang's usual look. Vic Criss, known for his more straightforward and less flamboyant style, would find your appearance striking. The black hair with white ends, sharp bangs, and extensive silver jewelry would make you stand out in a way that could both fascinate and intimidate him.

Your pale complexion with rosy cheeks and freckles would add a unique charm to your appearance, contrasting sharply with the more rugged and unkempt look of the gang members. Vic might be particularly intrigued by your distinctive look, which combines elements of both softness (rosy cheeks, freckles) and edge (Gothic style, silver jewelry)

In the chaotic environment of the Bowers Gang, your quiet nature would be a refreshing change. Vic, often more rational and composed compared to his peers, would likely appreciate your ability to observe and assess situations without immediately reacting.

Your sharp wit and ability to make people laugh, especially with a dark twist, would resonate with Vic. He might enjoy the way you can lighten the mood with humor that aligns with the gang’s darker tendencies, creating a bond over shared laughs and a mutual understanding of grim realities.

Your love for gardening and poisonous flowers would add depth to your character that Vic might find surprisingly endearing. The juxtaposition of your interest in life (through gardening) and death (through poisonous plants and a fascination with how people die) would provide a unique angle to your conversations, possibly giving Vic a new perspective on the natural world.

Your speed and agility would be a significant asset to the gang. Vic, who values competence, would likely respect your physical abilities. Your agility could complement his strength, making you an effective team in various situations, from evading authorities to confronting rivals.

At 5'5" and 120 lbs, your smaller stature compared to the typically larger gang members would allow you to navigate tight spaces and perform tasks requiring nimbleness. Vic might see you as a secret weapon, someone who can do what others in the gang cannot.

Sharing the habit of smoking could serve as a bonding activity. Quiet moments spent smoking together could become times for deep conversations or comfortable silences, strengthening your connection.

Your mutual interest in the darker aspects of life, particularly your fascination with death and how people die, would provide a common ground for intense and intriguing discussions. This shared interest could lead to a deeper understanding and camaraderie between you two.

Your penchant for silver rings, necklaces, and other accessories might catch Vic's eye, as it contrasts sharply with the gang’s rough-and-tumble aesthetic. He might find the sparkle of your jewelry intriguing and a symbol of your individuality within the group.

Your tendency to speak without a filter and delve into dark topics could initially shock Vic but eventually earn his respect for your honesty and boldness. Your willingness to discuss topics others might avoid could lead to profound and memorable interactions between you.

Despite your tough exterior and fascination with dark themes, your soft spot for flowers, especially non-toxic ones like Phacelia minor, reveals a gentler side. This duality in your character might intrigue Vic, who could see you as a complex individual with layers worth exploring. Your shared moments in the garden could become a sanctuary from the gang's chaos, a place where you both find peace and connection.

…..100% Patrick is cold hearted. He has no love in that lanky body of his. I can picture him accidentally killing it or losing it.

~Here’s a little scenario for you~

You did this perfectly!! We're happy to be your first ;)

We ship you with...Belch!!

We've mentioned this in previous posts but just because he isn't as fucked up as Patrick or Henry.

That doesn't mean he isn't a dick.

But out of all the guys...he's probably the most respectful...

He isn't a leader..you saw how he got bitched around by Henry??

He doesn't have a leading bone in his body.

...Maybe he likes to be ordered around??

He will try to stand his ground when it comes to people ordering him around...

He folds so fast.

He thinks it's better to just do it than have to deal with people bitching at him.

This also goes for being outspoken.

He is kinda just there as the wheels.

Tbh I don't even think they actually respect this man.

Belch doesn't really strike me as an introvert but he also isn't extremely extroverted either? He's a good in-between.

So this works out for both of you.

He's always down to hang out at home with you, but he is also really good at getting you out of the house.

Don't worry tho..he always tries his best to make sure everything stays lowkey.

The key word is tries.

You don't make fun of people to be mean but he does.

He will say something about everyone. It gets worse tho when someone says something to you first.

The man knows how to fuck up someone's day.

He learned this from the guys.

LOVES CATS.

He most definitely has a soft spot for animals.

Random dates to the animal shelter.

You two spend hours there.

He has adopted a cat..or two.

HE CAN'T HELP IT. HE GOT ATTACHED.

Be prepared for him and the guys to come to you whenever they have a question they need the answer to.

He always has a smug fuckin look on his face.

It usually turns into a full real smile when he's around you.

Whenever he plans on coming to your house, he will always bring you food.

We're a little behind on our ship request but we saw you requested twice so we're gonna go ahead and post this one!! 

[ We will posting more ships throughout the week so be on the lookout, If you requested a ship a while back and we still haven't done it yet,  we're very sorry!! Please feel free to request again!!]

We ship you with...Victor!!

Let's start off by saying Victor isn't a very affectionate person and he also doesn't like attention. 

You can thank the guys for this. 

Now that being said...he will make an exception for you.

Behind closed doors. 

Where no one can see what's going on. 

He can't let the guys know he's actually nice to his s/o. 

They'd never let him live it down. 

When he is bored he will take a marker and play connect the dots with your freckles. 

...He once did this in permanent marker. 

It lasted a few weeks. 

I feel like we mentioned this in a previous post but if we didn't we're doing it now. 

He fuckin loves your girly style. 

It just does somethin to him ya know? 

He is a sucka for 80s music. 

DO NOT TELL ANYONE HE SAID THIS. 

He doesn't want to be disowned by the guys for this.

Belch is aware...man knows everything about his friends. 

He also heard Vic mumbling the words to the song 'I Wanna Dance with Somebody' while waiting for Patrick and Henry. 

Vic strikes me as the kind of guy that doesn't really have much to say. 

He kinda of just goes with whatever the guys say. 

So if you're shy when you two first start hanging out/dating. 

He doesn't try to change this. 

He just figures you'll speak up when you're ready. 

He is very surprised with how open you are once you've been dating for (however long it takes you to get comfortable with someone.)

You're gonna hate us for this...

He calls you his gingerbread cookie. 

Please don't unfollow us. 

Again he'd never admit this but he could spend a while staring at your eyes. He's constantly wondering what you're thinking. 

He spends a lot of time trying to read you. 

We mentioned this in a previous post but he is 5'8. 

...So he's taller than you. 

Here you go Anon! We hope this is what you wanted!

Let's Runaway Together

Warnings: Language

Henry

He looks at you like you're fucking stupid. 

" Where the fuck are you trying to go??"

' ....I don't know.'

" Let me just get my imaginary car and my imaginary money"

" We're poor y/n."

'Okay but-'

'"You should really think before you speak, this is why people don't take you seriously."

' Okay, but you're not really giving me a direct answer.'

He smacks you upside the head and walks away.

 ' So...I'm assuming your answer is no?'

Victor

Actually confused

" Uhh..you know...my schedule is kinda full at the moment."

' What fucking schedule? You have no life outside the gang Vic.'

" Wow, okay. Well, at least I'm not trying to run away from problems again. "

'...I AM NOT RUNNING AWAY FROM MY PROBLEMS. I'M TRYING TO BE ROMANTIC...AND WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN AGAIN??'

" Okay well..neither one of us has any money or a car. I'm pretty sure Belch won't take us that far soo.."

'...You could just yes to make me happy.'

" I don't believe in giving false hope y/n..you know this."

Belch

"You want to run away together??"

' Yes.'

" Like..right now??"

' Yes, Reggie.'

"...Well I don't think I'm technically allowed to leave without my mom's permission..cause you know..I still live with her."

' Are you serious right now?'

"...I can take you to Taco Bell?" 

' I don't want to fuckin Taco Bell Reggie. I'm trying to be romantic and you're being a buzz kill right now."

" Sorry babe, I just can't do it.."

' *sigh* Alright...'

"..You want a Baja Blast?"

' ...Yes..'

Patrick

Actually starts laughing

"Yeah okay, let go."

' Really?!'

" No don't be fucking stupid."

' You're such a dic-'

" Do you know how long I've been working on my fridge collection?? I can't just leave it."

' Not even for me??'

"Especially not for you."

' Why am I even with you??'

" We both know what will happen if you try to leave me."

' Yeah, yeah. I remember-'

" You're going in the fridge."

im 5’4 and plus sized (makes me cry sometimes)

i like heavy metal and rock

i have short brown curly hair that gets kinda long when i straighten it and hazel eyes

i like the horror genre and i kinda read a lot, sometimes i draw or sometimes i do my makeup 😭

if you search up the word “slow” i actually show up for the definition

that’s all thank youu ‼️🙏

I saw this pop up as I finished posting another request so I thought I’d do this for you!

We ship you with….Belch!!

Belch is probably the “sweetest” out of all the guys.

He’s stills a dick don’t get me wrong but he’s not as bad as the others.

Belch loves rock/heavy metal music so that fact that you listen to this genre of music makes him very happy.

Let me start off by saying all body types are perfect and there’s nothing wrong with being a thicc bitch.

Belch is also on the “bigger side” so he gets tease a lot for his weight. (We love a big boi)

If someone says anything to do/even looks at you in a way that makes you self conscious.

They are done for.

That’s it.

It’s such an ego boost for him if he catches you wearing his shirts.

Horror movie marathon date nights.

You two will pick a particular series and binge every movie in that series.

He’s not to fond of reading but he will buy you books that he thinks you might like.

He does this secretly tho.

The guys would never let him live it down if they thought he was actually reading.

If you draw him little pictures he’ll stick them in his car.

Patrick destroyed one of the drawings once.

Belch made him walk the rest of the way.

(Ayyyeeee hazel eye club)

You constantly catch him staring at you.

If you try to confront him, he tries to act all casual like he wasn’t just staring at you for the past fuckin 15 minutes.

He thinks you’re beautiful with or without makeup but if you decide to wear makeup.

He is a hype man.

Constantly telling you how gorgeous you look.

He is super affectionate behind closed doors.

He tries to keep it down in public and when he’s around the guys.

We hope this is what you wanted!!

Warnings: Language, mentions of stalking, and Patrick himself is a warning.

Hair Dying + Patrick

So chances are you get bored of your hair...very quickly. 

Blue for 3 weeks.

Purple for 2 weeks. 

You get the point. 

Your frequent hair changes are probably what caught Patrick's eye first. 

You probably passed him one day with your bright green hair which immediately caught his eye. 

Sooo let the stalking begin...I mean...yeah no he's stalking you. 

He has learned your entire schedule within the first week of stalking you. 

Patrick is not a shy guy he is very...very open. 

That being said, when he first approached you he was very open with his intentions. 

I will let your filthy minds figure out the rest

Now once he figures out how often you dye your hair..he wants to help you. 

If you are smart you'll tell him no.. cause c'mon we all know how messy dying your hair can get if you are not careful.

But...you're choosing to go out with this psycho so chances are..you're not very smart. 

So you agreed to let him help you. 

TERRIBLE IDEA.

Hair dye everywhere. 

Skin is stained whatever the color was.

Patrick's hands were stained for a week.

This was probably due to him not washing his hands. 

Nasty mother fucker. 

You'd be lying to yourself if you said that was the last time. 

He honestly does like the bright colors you do. 

Especially if he's allowed to pick the color. 

Although..he comes up with the worst nicknames for you for whatever color your hair is. 

So expect some fucking stupid ones. 

Let's say you two are...ya know..*cough* fuckin *cough*

He will pull your (example: purple) hair and will call you Grimace. 

Does he have a thing for Grimace or was that the only purple thing he could think of??

It's Patrick...who the fuck knows about this dude. 

He will let you put color streaks in his hair...but there's always a cost with him so it's up to you if you want to pay the toll. 

Patrick is a dick so if he loses you in public expect him to be a dick. 

"HAS ANYONE SEEN A GIRL THAT LOOKS LIKE THE GRINCH??"

"Oh, there you are Y/N." 

' YOU CHOSE THIS COLOR.'

"Only so I could call you the Grinch."

I'm a girl, 5'2, a little bit chubby

I have long blond hair and green eyes

I'm into kpop, dancing (I used to do pole dancing even), collecting dolls and playing video games.

And of course I love a horror genre

I'm a cat person

Here you go anon! We hope you enjoy it!

We ship you with...Victor! 

I had to google to see how tall this man was..5'8 is the answer. 

He enjoys teasing you about your height. He will rest his arm on your head as he talks to guys/annoy you. 

He loves a girl with curves. As we have stated in multiple posts. 

If you two are sitting around listening to music he will casually start playing with your hair. 

When you first introduced him to K-pop he was deeply confused...why? ..do you understand what they are saying?? 

He doesn't understand. 

He only puts up with it because it's you. He does not like it though...at all. 

Man can dance. 

He enjoys dancing as well so the fact that you also like it makes him very happy. 

He doesn't show it tho cause he does not show emotions very often. 

...Pole dancing?? 

Show him. 

He is mesmerized by it. 

He's lowkey really good at it...like lowkey.

Dolls are extremely creepy to him..although this is probably something to do with Patrick. 

The soulless eyes remind him of Patrick...

He does not tell you this though. He doesn't want to hurt your feelings by telling you that your dolls are creepy as shit. 

You two can spend hours playing video games. 

THINGS GET VERY COMPETITIVE. 

"DID YOU JUST BLUE SHELL ME?!?"

"Hahah, suck it loser."

"Babe...you're fucking mean."

We stated in multiple posts that he loves horror movies. 

You want to spend the night watching horror movies??

He has already picked out the movies. 

You two are the couple that everyone hates watching horror movies with. HATES. 

You two will point out every flaw in the movie/talk the entire time.

"Dude that's not realistic at all..you'd bleed out faster if you did so and so."

"GET UP YOU MOTHER FUCKER...THE KILLER IS RIGHT THERE!!!"

"He's gonna die next....told you.

He loves cats. If you have a cat, it's in his arms/lap the majority of the time. 

Your cat goes missing?? 

You can breathe...I can assure you Patrick did not take it for his fridge.

Victor took it. 

Im around 5'2, I love hot tea and a nice horror movie/book. I enjoy painting and listening to others talk about themselves and my love languages are physical touch and expressing that I care about a person! :D

Hey! Of course, we include everyone in this fandom! Thanks for sending us the ask🖤

We ship you with Vic!

Vic is definitely more in touch with his softer side.

We find Vic to be open minded and more compassionate than the others in the gang.

You both seem to be very introverted.

Always listening and taking things in rather than speaking.  

This is just one of many things Vic admires about you.

To quote the movie, Perks of Being a Wallflower: “You see things and you understand.” (Hoping we didn’t fuck that quote up lol)

Vic enjoys quiet evenings at home with you. Even if you guys are just sitting in silence.

Sometimes Vic will nudge you which is his way of letting you know he wants you to read your book out loud.

You guys cuddle often and constantly hold hands.

You can fully expect the other guys to tease you both, but it doesn’t phase you. 

You feel safe and at home with Vic.

If you’re ever not feeling well, Vic knows exactly how you take your tea.

He tries to be cute and carry it in on a tray, but this boi is a bit clumsy.

It’ll usually splash and spill out leaving you with just a little left, but you don’t mind.

It’s something to have a good laugh about together!

Henry:

Henry is really confused by your act of kindness of checking in on him.

When you first started checking in on him asking how he’s doing, how he’s been feeling, if he needs anything, etc., he doesn’t know how to respond. 

He’s not used to anyone really caring about him, especially in his personal life/home life.

In the beginning, Henry would get angry with your constant checking in.

In a weird way, it made him feel emasculated.

Henry takes anything associated with showing your feelings as a huge sign of weakness. And that’s the last thing he wants to be is weak.

Don’t take it personally but he’ll most likely yell at you to stop asking him questions especially if you’re doing it in front of the other guys.

One on one is a different story, however . 

If you guys are sitting in the open field outside of his house, he’ll open up to you a little more.

Usually he catches himself opening up too much and begins to backpedal.

”Why the fuck do you care anyways?! Doesn’t even matter!”

After he explodes at you and you’re both sitting in silence, he’ll put his arm around your shoulder.

He’ll never say thank you, but take this small act of kindness as his appreciation. 

Belch:

He’s very confused why you’re suddenly asking him questions.

Luckily for Belch, his family is pretty close. As much as he complains about it, his mom makes them all eat dinner together so they can all ‘talk as a family’.

So because he has a good home life, these types of questions aren’t too uncommon.

However, it confuses and weirds him out when it comes from somebody outside of his family.

When you keep asking how he’s doing and how he’s been feeling, he starts to get concerned.

“Why do you keep asking me this, Y/N? Do you know something that I don’t? Am I dying???

“Holy shit, Vic! I might be dying!”

This dude can be pretty dramatic.

Once you  reassure him that he’s not dying, he calms down and casually answers your questions.

He always asks you the same in return, genuinely smiling when you tell him about your day.

Belch grows fond of these daily conversations with you.

Patrick

Listen, Patrick isn’t a normal guy and we can’t stress this enough.

He has a pretty dissociative personality and doesn’t express a lot of personal feelings  unless it’s on his terms.

Usually when you check in on him he’s weary.

Always thinking there’s an alternative motive behind your questions.

You can tell that he’s trying to process and think ahead.

If he’s feeling extra cheeky, he’ll usually give you a smart ass answer.

You just can’t do anything nice for the guy because he doesn’t appreciate it.

Again.. boyfriend material? Absolutely not. But do we all simp for him? Absolutely.

Vic:

Similar to Belch, he finds it enduring.

He’s another one who’s not used to getting attention.

Vic is a quiet guy who keeps to himself so he can easily be overlooked.

He tries not to smile when you acknowledge him and ask him how he’s feeling or check in on him in general.

Honestly, the more you check in on him,the more comfortable he gets around you.

Vic doesn’t catch feelings super easily but this is one way to win him over.

Unlike Henry, he’s not afraid to share his soft side with you.

And because he’s usually so quiet in groups, when you get him one on one, he won’t shut the hell up.   

Getting back to the whole catching feelings thing … don’t be surprised if he ends up falling for you because of your sweet personality.

Thanks for the request @impossibleheartflower