harry styles used to ruin my life

jay sean gave me my rights in 2009 when he released down ft lil wayne

I know it sounds fake but you really do have a lot of silent lovers on this planet who look at you and wish they had your smile or your hair color or your humor or your intelligent or your intentions or your heart, your manners, your eyes, your ease, even just you. People who are too shy to tell you what they admire about you or what they wish for you or who they see themselves becoming bc of you & they’re too shy to tell you. even tho it isn’t verbalized, the universe has still heard and the universe has loved you for helping out on its creations. You’re that person. You’re you.

Eating fruit is okay

source?

That banana is holding her hostage

We don’t deserve dogs.

I went to a presentation that showed by thousands of years of breeding we’ve bred a bit of our own selves into dogs and made them the most human companions of man.

Squirrels always look and act like it’s their first day being a squirrel.

Petition for the Superbowl to cancel Justin’s halftime performance and make it a kylie q&a

Well, clearly you failed 9th grade Social Studies.

Hey, 911, I just witnessed a murder.