bean burrito stan

ok but anakin skywalker’s rat tail? i want one of those

it’s that time of day where you don’t know if it’s too late or too early

porcupines have been practicing social distancing their whole lives. this is their moment.

stubbed my toe on a table today i will be out of commission for the rest of the year covered dishes sent to my house would be appreciated

let’s talk about how none of my posts are in order chronological order it’s making my head hurt

how’s it going friends have you had your greens today

@mrbrightsneakers  i can feel the judgement and let me tell you ... it’s a bit spicy

how controversial is it to say that gingerbread is too spicy

@drphilsdaughter only one tear was shed during the making of this post

@firmbizkit i can’t pick just one and i’m worried if i did the others would get jealous

@sylvesterstallonely misery and loneliness. think she was just pulling my leg so i’d bring her a nice vegetable soup but guess what, we’re all losers nan.