Gay People Are Real??

i want. 2 write bispearl and pearlnet and bispearlnet so bad but I have no ideas I just have Their General Vibe. i do think they should kiss though

everyone thinks their own personal favorite character is The Most Character Ever but they all pale in comparison to pearl stevenuniverse. she’s a neurotic, uptight, perfectionist, infodump-ballerina turned soccer-MILF-lesbian-bitch-magnet who’s seduced half the female cast of the show. she’s a former slave. she’s the veteran of a thousand year war. she’s such a talented engineer she once built an entire working spaceship in one night. she’s deeply in love with the main character’s dead mother to the point where it’s the focus of her entire personal arc. she’s a terrifyingly talented swordfighter. she’s almost unanimously agreed among fans to be autistic. she has a collection of phone numbers stored in the pocket dimension inside her brain that she’s never called because she doesn’t know what phone numbers are. shes an overprotective adoptive mother. she’s an extremely advanced AI. she’s a personified rock in a children’s cartoon who spends almost her entire screen-time singing musical-theatre-style-ballads or committing genuinely grievous interpersonal ills spawning threads of discourse more rancid then the depths of hell.  hey where are you going i’m not done yet i haven’t even mentioned the how she caused the toilet paper crisis of 2020 or how she spent the first 4 and a half seasons biochemically incapable of getting therapy